It's the middle of the night and I'm sitting here in my office because I suddenly seem to have a million things to do in my life and only like 12 minutes a day to do them. It also doesn't help that things like Youtube and laying on the ground doing nothing are still accessible to me. Combine this with the fact that self-control is apparently not a thing I get to have and BAM. In my office in the middle of the night trying to do work.

And with that, happy weekend. Here are your Friday Pictures and Distractions:

Jolyn and I wandered to Midway Utah to see the ice palaces. There were one million children there. Jolyn and I were two of them.





This is the car I bought. An Acura something or other. I love it with every fiber of my being. It's used, so naturally I assume that someone was murdered in it prior to my purchase.


With my terror of a niece, Kate. This kid will one day rule the world. And she won't be one of those good rulers that you like.


The truest Snapchat Jolyn has ever sent me.


Crap to distract you from whatever you're supposed to be doing:

The Ross Sisters. Warning: this video cannot be unseen. Thanks, Krishelle.

2013 street art. Thanks, Krishelle.

Photographs of bald men getting hit with water balloons. Thanks, Garrett.

Amazing images of Saturn. Thanks, Jeff.

Things Russians do that Americans might find weird. I can vouch for ALL of these. Thanks, Kimberly.

Hysterical Onion article about a church. Thanks, David.

How to murder a snowman. Thanks, Paul (and the Bloggess).

23 instant karma gifs. Thanks, Matt.

~It Just Gets Stranger