well hey, you're funny.
Eli - That appendectomy story had me in stitches (no pun intended). And while I was fighting back tears (no pun intended) about your shots, unbeknownst to me, a girl was sitting outside my office door crying on the phone to her mom. After your podcast ended, my boss came in to ask if I was laughing at the poor girl in the hall. I then had to explain that I was not laughing at her misfortune, I was laughing at yours.(You can thank miss Mallory Platt on showing me your awesome blog)
So glad I stumbled across your blog! It's definitely amusing. - Andi
Hi, don't think this is forward or anything, but how about you just marry me? Yeah?
omg be my best friend.
These are SO hilarious!!
I wonder how many proposals you get each day? Just that funny.