Monday, January 7, 2013

The Worst Things Ever, 2013

It's already time to make our Worst Things Ever list for 2013. I have thought very hard about this list and made sure to only include truly the most awful things. There is something so vindicating about posting publicly for the world to see a list of the things that are seriously the worst. So I invite you to add in the comments the things you think should be part of the list.


The Worst Things Ever, 2013

1. Glee

2. Sweaty armpits when you don't even feel hot

3. When your socks get wet and you have to wait a while to change them

4. Animals

5. T-Mobile

6. United Airlines

7. Gold's Gym


8. When people say "supposably" instead of "supposedly"

9. Folding laundry

10. Bulgaria

11. Cutting a birthday cake while all of your coworkers stand around and watch

12. Swallowing salt water

13. Up-chucking salt water

14. Job searching

15. Stray dogs

16. Automated systems

17. When your head is itchy and you don't know why

18. When your favorite shirt shrinks in the drier

19. Not being able to find the end on a roll of packing tape

20. Driving in the snow

21. Doing anything at all in the snow

22. The smell of cigarette smoke

23. The sound of a baby's cry

24. Political posts on Facebook

25. Jersey Shore

~It Just Gets Stranger

155 comments:

  1. 26. When water drips all the way down your arms while washing your face in the bathroom sink.

    27. Burning the top of your mouth and it feeling smooth when you touch it with your tongue.

    28. When you can't find that one inverted eyelash that is tickling your eyeball.

    29. Getting offered lip gloss when you asked for chap stick.

    30. Zits on the inside of your nose.

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    1. I love this entire list. Also, Hilary, where is your profile picture taken? The thumbnail on my phone looks suspiciously like my undergrad university...

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    2. Hilary clearly posted for me too! Danielle

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    3. My pictures is just taken in a residential park. I really liked the houses there - I think the location may look more sophisticated than it was :)

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    4. Hilary, your #26 is one of my TOP TEN!! :)

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    5. Thank you for making Animals #4. I always get judged because I don't like animals, especially in the US. It is OK to say "I hate kids!" but if you say "I hate animals" almost every person within hearing distance will jump down your throat.

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    6. I completely agree with your whole list! Then the water drips off your elbows onto your feet or the floor. Ugh the worst!

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  2. 31. Sneezing.
    32. People who day "ax" instead of ask.
    33. Unemployment.
    34. Waking up before you're ready.

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    1. How about people that say day instead of say... Bwahaha
      35. Typos
      :)

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    2. ^ hahaha killer funny!

      Tineke

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  3. 35. When you're taking off your boot and the sock stays in the boot, and some snow touches your naked foot.

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  4. 36. Days that there are no new posts on "It Just Gets Stranger"

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    1. DEFINITELY THE BEST ONE YET! Or should I say worst? ;)

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  5. When the insides of your ears itch and you've just watched the commercial that says you should never insert a q-tip in your ear.

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    1. This is the nightmare I've been living for the past week! I've been trying home remedies in the attempt to avoid the q-tip. Misery....utter misery....

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  6. When it is 60 degrees outside but the idiots at your office set the AC to 58. No joke.

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  7. 39. Any misuse of the words: your, you're, there, their, they're

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    1. lose and loose. If you call someone a "looser," the only "looser" is you...

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  8. When you are in the car an hour away from any sort of bathroom and you REALLY need to poop.

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    1. -_- Why do people always dis Texas?

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    2. because Texas is the pits

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    3. I would like to know what exactly is wrong with Texas?

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    4. I only wrote that BECAUSE I live in Texas. I'm allowed to hate it if I live there. :-)

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  10. 42. Facebook - I finally quit - I haven't even SEEN 90% of my "Friends" since I was 17.

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    1. Yes. This.

      43a. Plush toilet seats

      43b. Warm plush toilet seats.

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    2. Those things creep me out... And I really hate the "pffft" sound they make when you sit down, like something is breathing on you, or the toilet seat is sucking out your soul... *nightmares*

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    3. even worse, when that pffft sound is accompanied by the smell of those who have been there before you

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  12. 44. cold toilet seats

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  13. Half a warm toilet seat.

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  14. the welfare mom in front of you at the grocery store with lots of diamonds and better clothes than you or your family buying wonderful food and arguing why they cant buy alcohol with their EBT card while you are budgeting your grocery bill. then you hear the baby daddy say, bagging sucks, i would never work as a bagger. *(yes true story.)

    Heather
    Bitter for a bit in Cali

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  15. 47. when the dryer only half dries your jeans, and it's cold outside.

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    1. Or when your socks are still bunched up in the dryer and when you pull them out they are still damp... ewww.

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  16. People who pee on the toilet seats at work. Like really? It's the women's bathroom. Figure it out!

    When I accidentally honk my horn just as someone is walking by making them wonder if I'm flirting or angry...and I'm neither.

    Parents who shop at Walmart at 11pm with their 3 children who are all under the age of 5. Seriously. Take your kids home and put them in bed!

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  17. OH, and putting on a wet bathing suit...is the WORST!

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  18. Putting on someone else's wet bathing suit. (Don't ask)

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    1. I'm not asking... but that is totally GROSS.

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  19. When girls pucker up like ducks for photos.

    People who chew loudly.

    When boys pee on the toilet seat.

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  20. Waking up way earlier than you need to and not being able to get back to sleep....

    Sinus problems of ANY kind.....

    Forgetting to put out the trash on Trash Day. Especially after-holiday Trash Days.....

    When your phone and laptop battery life was at 50% and then 10 seconds later, both are dead.....

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    1. Waking up just before your alarm and hating life for not getting the extra couple of minutes.... because in that moment 2 more minutes of sleep really matters

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  21. When people say "ekspecially" instead of "especially".
    And T-mobile. Again. It deserves another spot on the list for especial wretchedness.

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  22. When a stranger tells you to send an e-mail to another stranger and you do and they make you wait FOREVER to find out what it was all about....

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    1. I have no clue why anyone would do this. You should be annoyed with yourself.

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  23. I'm curious... The sound of a baby's cry? You hate it that much? Is it the fact that it means the baby needs assistance and it's usually at an inconvenient time? Or did you have a bad experience with that? What about when a baby is born and you hear their first cry?

    My only addition to this is: No toilet paper when you're using someone else's bathroom.

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    1. Personally the sound of a baby's cry makes me sad. Or, if I'm the one taking care of it, makes me frustrated because I don't know what's wrong, so I don't know if I can fix it, and I don't like not being able to fix things. Which goes back to being sad. So I can see how it makes the list.

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  24. 65. The norovirus - It's worse than torture in a foreign prison!

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  25. 64. Your roommate mistaking your fondness for them to be an excuse to eat your ice cream. (This never happened, but I could probably have nightmares about it.)

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  26. Getting your wisdom teeth removed and realizing you're immune to sedatives and almost immune to painkillers, but your mouth is frozen so you can't tell your dentist.

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  27. Aww animals are good! I love these lists! I will have to add:

    The sound of people eating
    Pregnant women who believe they are entitled to absolutely everything
    Combining two names into one (Robsten, Kimye, etc)
    Twilight
    Pulling a hair by accident
    When people touch my glasses
    The phrase "push present"
    Whiny kids
    Whiny adults
    Spoiled people
    People who could have been stand-ins for Oompa Loompas
    Autocorrect
    Megan Fox

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    1. your list is my favorite.

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  28. why are your friends standing around a watch while you cut a cake, are they timing you......i hate when people stand around and watch however lol


    oh and really annoying people correcting simple mistakes, when clearly they knew what you meant

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    1. Well played, lvapad. Well played.

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  29. People who say prolly instead of probably, and spell it as such.

    People who use their phone in the middle of a quiet restaurant, you can hear both sides of the conversation, and the person just sits there and talks louder.

    When you get in the shower, are out of soap/shampoo/conditioner, and have to get out of the warm shower into the cold bathroom to get more.

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    1. yes to all! especially the first one!

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    1. they are the ABSOLUTE worst

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  31. 66. Donald Trump

    67. Rosie O'Donnell

    68. Honey Boo Boo

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    1. 69. People who act like ass hats

      70. People who judge others based on how they dress

      71. People who have no idea how hurtful and hateful they are. or worse they know and don't care.

      72. People who have a stick up their butt.

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  32. People who scrape cutlery against their teeth.

    The horrible smell lurking in nearly every womens public washroom.

    Our paperboy, correction paperMAN, standing on our step and barking at our dogs until both dogs are going apeshit.

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  33. People who say "idear" instead of idea. I cringe at even the thought!

    People that don't cover their coughs or sneezes. Please keep that crap to yourself!

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  34. the non-word "irregardless"

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    1. I use this just to piss my sister-in-law off :P it's great fun!

      Tineke

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  35. Unemployed people asking for a handout, while at the same time saying how no one is hiring, and when you mention the local McDonald's down the street, they act as if you just smacked them in the face. (Beggars can't be choosers.)

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  36. When your dog throws up in your slippers.

    When you can only breathe out of one nostril.

    The "Bachelor"

    When you can't figure out how to use the defrost in your car.

    Boob sweat.

    Waiting for commericial breaks to be over.

    When your phone is about to die and you don't have your charger.

    Cold coffee.

    Using the self check out at Walmart and having to be assisted 17 times.

    The people who constantly ring the bell for the Salvation Army, no sound has ever made me want to donate less.

    Dumb bitches.

    Carpet.

    Living in Florida when it's humid 11 month out of the year.

    Being mistaken for being hispanic on a regular basis and being addressed in your assumed native tongue, followed by confusion and having to explain to them that you are in fact just a regular white person..they always seem so dissapointed.



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    1. I am laughing so hard. My two year old wants to know what is funny.

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    2. Dumb bitches....oh gosh that's funny.

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  37. Opening presents in front of people

    People who type "could of" instead of "could have"

    Spilling applesauce on your couple's snuggie

    When someone spoils a surprise. Especially presents. Worst.

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  38. Kids with snotty noses

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  39. Buying college textbooks that cost and arm and a leg and a portion of your soul

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    1. And then never needing to use those textbooks in the class.

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    2. Or selling them back to the bookstore for a fraction of what it cost you to buy them in the first place.

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    3. And that stupid book that you never used and cost $300 you sell back to the book store for $27.50. Ugh!!!

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  40. For some reason, I can't reply to the other posts to put this up where it belongs in the 40s. But here goes:

    A warm toilet seat when you know for sure you are the only person in the building on a Saturday and the seats are normally ice cold. Freaked me right out and I went home. I don't have to put up with ghost toilet-warmers at work!

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  41. Spicy food hurting on both ends, and really low quality, recycled toilet paper because you are a cheap ass.

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    1. Who now has a sore/ittchy ass.

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  42. Going to deposit my rent check and the bank teller trying to convince me to switch to their bank. Every. Single. Month.

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  43. Butt cracks. Buy correctly fitting pants!

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  44. When someone actually reaches over to TOUCH your face.

    Rosie Perez.

    Dubstep.

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  45. Walmart

    Sand in your crack

    People who say "exspecially" "expresso" and "escuse me"

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  46. Wearing pants that show your boxers. We don't care. Pull them up.
    Having an itch on the arch of your foot, while driving, wearing shoes and socks so there is no way to scratch.
    People who use the bathroom but don't flush.

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  47. Strangers touching my pregnant belly.

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  48. Rolling in the deep Facebook stalking someone and your phone kicks you out of the app

    Accidentally making that terrible squeaky sound with your nails

    People breathing on you

    Being frowned upon for wearing a snuggie in public

    *** I have always said "supposably" I thought that was the correct word!! How could I have not known this??? Thank for opening my ignorant eyes Eli. . . Thank you

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  49. When my lazy jerk of a dog poops in the basement.

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  50. people who complain about poor people, seriously, mind your own business

    going to the fridge to eat something only to realize it has been eaten by someone else

    getting out of the shower and not having a towel to dry off with

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    1. Don't forget poor people...your list is missing poor people...

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  51. 73. Honey boo-boo
    74. being stuck in the bathroom with no toilet paper
    75. coffee that is warm when you are ready to drink it, and then you have to go help someone and by the time your back its disgustingly cold. not iced coffee cold just disgustingly cold. ew
    76. When people cannot type grammar and only type in an extreme computer language
    77. truth is (on facebook)
    78. hate/date/mate (on facebook)

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  52. Feeling like you have to sneeze, making someone wait for your response because you are going to sneeze, then no sneeze comes.

    People who are hateful to absolute strangers because they have the safety of total anonymity online.

    PDA! Excessive PDA!!

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  53. people poking you in the side really hard and then telling you that it doesn't hurt
    cleaning
    waking up early

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    1. It hurts me so bad to be poked in the side. I thought I was the only one!

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  54. Glad to see Bulgaria made the list cause it really is the worst!!!

    Please add the following:

    Twitter
    When your brother moves to another country
    Helping that brother move
    Grocery shopping
    The Hobbit (that was a 3 hour headache!!)
    People who complain about everything
    Getting stuck behind the slow driver
    When the DVR does not record your show
    Wet money or warm coins
    When you go to the store for something specific and they don't have it
    People who dominate the conversation
    People who come to you for help and then talk on their cell phone while you're trying to help them
    Walmart
    Messy coworkers
    Coworkers who eat your lunch
    Getting stuck behind someone with a billion coupons at the grocery store
    Going through a drive-thru and then getting home with the wrong order Or worse, without a straw
    Getting gas when it's 2° outside
    People who bring babies to movies like Les Mis
    The smell of broccoli
    People who won't own up to something they did or said

    I think that covers it for now...

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    1. Excellent list! At this rate your list will have a thousand things on it by the end of the year! Hehehe

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    2. *** your number 6... "people who complain about everything..." maybe you should look at your list again.

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    3. Or bringing a baby to Magic Mike... I was horrified.

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  55. to go with laundry..Ironing!

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    1. Thank you!!! Ironing is the bane of my existence.

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  56. -- people who don't say the T in a word. "mou-ens" (mountains). "cole-en" (coleton)
    -- cowbells (esp at races--I'm an xc/track coach)
    -- plagiarizers who think they can excuse themselves out of a bad grade (I also teach)
    -- forgetting that you haven't washed your underclothes and you only have that one pair you really hate
    -- waiting in line at the grocery store when you're starving but too proud to start eating in the store.
    -- roommates who don't change the toilet paper roll when it's out. Seriously people, not hard, especially when fresh rolls are on the other side of the toilet (I may or may not have a roommate who currently does this).

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    1. It's spelled "mou-Ins", duh, with an I.

      "Come on Baby! I just gotta have MORE cowbell!!"

      :D

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  57. Small talk about the weather

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  58. Thank you for making Animals #4. I always get judged because I don't like animals, especially in the US. It is OK to say "I hate kids!" but if you say "I hate animals" almost every person within hearing distance will jump down your throat.

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  59. When you're jonesing for a toaster streudel and some a-s-s was greedy and used more than one packet of icing for theirs..now there is no icing for yours, THAT is the worst.

    Also, other people's children.

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  60. - Science Fair Projects.

    - Kids who want me to help them make a lemonade stand.

    I swear by all that is Good and Holy that I will NEVER do either of those things EVER again.

    NEVER EVER AGAIN.

    Like, EVER.

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    1. Oh, and getting your hand all mangled in the garbage disposal and then when you pull it out you put butter on it and it really STINGS.

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  61. Those odd people who are ALWAYS happy. Freaking calm down.

    People who are always sad.
    Let's find a joyfull medium shall we?

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  62. Every single person on Glee.

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  63. Bad drivers
    Door to door salespeople
    Smog
    Weeds in the lawn and flower beds
    Frozen pipes
    Changes
    Fox News
    Station Wagons with wood on the sides
    Sales calls on Sundays
    Sales calls anytime
    Cleaning Toilets
    Younger people who think they know it all but don't
    Drama at work
    People who don't return phone calls o texts
    Thinning hair
    Diets
    Bad breath
    Bumpy roads
    Earthquakes

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  64. One-ply toilet paper.
    Loud eaters.
    The gal who sings off-pitch loudly.
    The gassy gal at Zumba.
    Bumping your already sore appendage. Repeatedly.
    The guy who quotes the movie while you're watching said movie.
    Being friend-zoned.

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  65. The sting of unknown paper cuts after applying hand sanitizer.

    When it snows and people still wear flip flops.

    Boys in skinny jeans.

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    1. Boys in skinny jeans with long hair!

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  66. Guys who pucker their lips and make kissy faces for photos (I seriously have guy friends who do this).

    Monster dogs that a person could ride like a horse.

    Those incredibly loud cross-bred toy dogs (those retarded animals shouldn't even exist!)

    Washing your hands when your hands are already severely cracked and bleeding.

    When the only temperature of the sink water when you're washing your hands is freezing cold (it's particularly awful during the winter).

    Buses

    When several Chinese people stare and take pictures of you while you're eating like a zoo animal, because they've never seen an American up close before.

    Justin Bieber

    Having to wait for season 3 of Sherlock.

    Having to listen to other people's conversations at restaurants while waiting for your food.

    Foot sweat

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    1. ALL of these. Also:

      Door to door salesmen -- (seriously, you are selling meat out of your trunk, and you can't figure out why I'm not interested?!?)
      --Ok, door to door ANYTHING... I'm sorry Jehovah Witness, i actually enjoy getting birthday presents. I also like giving them. Also, the fact that you show up on my doorstep at either 11 am, or 4 pm; well dressed and groomed, while i am either still in my pj's, or trying to make dinner, does not make me want to invite you into my home to read your Bible to me, when i am capable of reading, and already have my own Bible. If you want to convert me, bring dinner, our offer free childcare!

      Children who use your water glass to play in, or wash their hands in, then take off, and you don't realize it, until you swallowed a big gulp and see the floaties...

      People who complain about tropical heat, while you are buried under a pile of snow, have the thermostat turned up as high as you can afford, and are wearing so many layers, you cannot bend your appendages; meanwhile you still don't feel warm! :)

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  67. Finding hair in the drain... That isn't yours!

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  68. #Hashtags, and the abuse there of.

    That little bit of grey bar you THINK means downloaded material while watching an awesome youtube video ONLY to get interrupted by that annoying spinning circle thing saying "LOADING"

    Losing a contact. (Related) Wearing glasses.

    Being the only single friend.

    And Nebraska.








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    1. I'd like to second Nebraska, and add Iowa.

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    2. #Hashtags. I just agree with that so much it needed to be repeated. Specifically hashtags on facebook.. They do nothing, people.

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  69. To Melanie who said Justin Bieber...

    ...TRUTH...

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  70. When people think that "alot" is one word.

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  71. * When you think you’ve found a parking spot, but it actually has a small car in it.

    * When you order at a fast food drive-thru, and you pull away only to realize they forgot to put a straw in the bag.

    * When people use “ideal” in place of “idea.”

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  72. People who don't blow their nose and sniffle constantly on the train or any other public place where you can't easily get away from them. So gross.

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  73. people who leave their clothes in the washer too long and go around smelling all musty. Especially if you are friends with them and don't want to mention it bec. you are afraid to hurt their feelings.

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  74. that woman on the public television fundraiser who kept talking about the public LIBERRY

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  75. - When you go to the dentist and they try to talk to you when your mouth is full of flouride and dental tools.

    - When people say "peh-cahns" instead of "pee-cans"

    - Seeing how enthusiastic baristas are who work for minimum wage at Starbucks. I'm a waitress making tips and you'll never see me that stoked to be there.

    - One uppers
    Ex. Me: "I had a great night out with friends last night. Got a bit tipsy."
    One upper: "I did too. I met 3 celebrities and drank 60 oz of vodka in 5 minutes."

    GREAT!

    - One downers
    Me: "I got a pair of shoes super cheap yesterday! Ten bucks!"
    One downer: "OH EM GEE. I got a pair for fifty cents!!"

    grrrrrrrrrrrreat.

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  76. Muffin tops- get some pants that fit or lose some damn weight!
    Starbucks
    Sweatpants
    Socks and underwear that are inside out in the laundry- when do you turn rightside out- before (eeew) or after?
    Sleepovers for 12 year old boys- so annoying (i have 2)
    Hangnails
    Cat/dog barf in the carpet

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    1. cat or dog barf in the carpet of the car

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  77. When people have an answering machine/voice mail recording including something like ”Leave your name and number and I'll call you back” and then they (admittedly) never even check voicemails/messages. At least be honest and say something like ”I never actually check this, so it's really no use...just text me.”

    And when you let your relatively clean dog outside for literally 2 minutes or less (it's snowy outside) and she comes back in smelling worse than a teenage boy.

    And Barbara Walters.

    And stupid drivers.

    And dog farts, especially the silent ones when the smell keeps coming and going for 20 minutes straight.

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  78. I'm glad I'm not the only one who hates having wet socks.

    3a. Having wet socks because you had to get six freaking inches of snow off your car's windshield before you could go home from work and the bottom two inches of your pants are wet too because of the six freaking inches of snow on the ground. Not that I speak from experience or anything.

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  79. 26. Idiots that do not know the correct usages for there, their, and they're.

    27. Idiots (probably the same ones) who say "For all intensive purposes" when they mean "for all intents and purposes".

    28. Bill Maher - there, I said it

    29. Haggis

    30. The flu.

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  80. When people spell the past tense of text as "texed". It's texted, people. TEXTED. I will text you tomorrow. I texted you yesterday.
    Also, all other obviously bad spelling and grammar. Honest mistakes are one thing. Spelling definitely as "defly" is a whole other thing.
    And people who shorten words without shortening them, like this: bless'd, grill'd, chill'd, shor (sure)...

    Thank you, good night.

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  81. When people drive below the speed limit in the fast lane
    When you step on wet carpet
    and waiting for the story of why we sent e-mails to tmz

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  82. 26. Idiots that do not know the correct usages for there, their, and they're.

    27. Idiots (probably the same ones) who say "For all intensive purposes" when they mean "for all intents and purposes".

    28. Bill Maher - there, I said it

    29. Haggis

    30. The flu.

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  83. I would also like to add to my list:

    Not being friends with Eli on Facebook. I follow Stranger on Twitter and I follow it on Facebook. I also met you on my birthday for the first time ever in person (best birthday present ever). We might as well become Facebook BFF's :)

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  84. People who feel the need to post/tweet every time they purchase anything from Starbucks

    People who walk through the wrong half of the double doors and give you a dirty look when you try to move past them

    Girls who think that leggings are pants

    people who sit with you during lunch but then "text or reply to a very important message" the entire time

    People who think anything in my purse is at their disposal

    People who think that just because I have long hair they can braid it without my permission whenever they want

    When a waiter hits on you at the beginning of your meal and you reject them, and then your food somehow got delayed in the kitchen

    When people friend request you that you do not know and you have no mutual friends??

    when you wear tights under a skirt and you have to keep pulling them up and it looks like something else

    when you sit next to the trash can and idiots continue to throw things and miss or hit you and ask you to put it in the trash for them

    when someones profile picture looks nothing like them but then the caption reads "no makeup"...well i guess that makes sense

    when someone asks you if they their foundation look orange and you don't know what to say because it's not their makeup

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  85. When you realize you have food in your teeth at work, but nobody bothered to tell you. And lunch was 3 hours ago.

    When you lend someone a book and they return it to you with crinkly, dog-eared pages. Grrr.

    Duck face pictures. No, it does not look like you have plump lips, however, it does look like you just smelled dog poop.

    Cleaning hair out of the drain. Even if it's your own, it's still so icky!

    When toothpaste pools onto the counter because SOMEONE didn't put the cap back on.

    Single ply toilet paper. Ouch.

    When someone complains constantly about their weight and then eats McDonald's everyday for lunch.

    When people end every sentence with an exclamation!



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  86. GLEE is the best thing ever..

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  87. When someone poops in a toilet, and just "forgets" to flush. How?

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    1. Or really any inconsiderate bathroom habits. Toothpaste in the sink, hair in the sink, pouring FOOD in the sink. :/

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  88. Forget your head being itchy! I hate when you have an itch on your palm or foot and can't seem to satisfy the urge to scratch!!

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  89. -Ke$ha
    -Getting all your items scanned and bagged at the grocery store, then realizing you can't find your debit card.
    -stubbing your toe on a couch leg, and then someone asking of you're okay. Just stfu for a minute.
    -Putting all the dishes in the sink into the dishwasher, walk away, come back, there's a mysterious spoon in the sink.
    -Opening your mailbox, reaching your hand in, and a lizard creepy-crawls out and onto your hand.
    -Gargling mouthwash and accidentally swallowing it.

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  90. #1 SNOT SNORTERS! So gross!! In public, it usually old Asian men but I've seen women do it, too. They are walking down the street, then stop and lean over a bush, cover a nostril and blow snot out. (So I guess that is the opposite of snorting.) Even more disgusting, people who snot snort in the shower. I have ended a relationship for that and don't let any one else use my shower.

    #2 Spitting. And the hocking-it-up noise people make before doing it. Yuck! Don't spit on the ground. FYI ~ your spittoon can is NOT a babe magnet. If you must, just excuse yourself and do it in a tissue and toss it. Perhaps phlegmy people should consider cutting dairy or whatever is activating the problem. Eeewww!

    These items are not just for 2013 :)

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  91. I am surprised that snakes did not make your list.

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  92. i had to dig so hard to find the bottom of this page...
    i just want to add a few, even though i'm a little late to the party.

    "expecially" instead of "especially"
    sticky shoes after going to the movies
    Canada post
    Cats
    that guy that has to explain his motives for setting the captured gosling free
    spiders in the shower
    people on facebook in the middle of sacrament meeting....

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  93. Unsolicited advice.

    Unsolicited parenting advice.

    Unsolicited parenting advice from childless people.

    Hovering.

    Gorgeous shoes not available in your size.

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