Sunday, June 30, 2013

Instant Messaging with Connie

Connie: Hi! How have you been?

Eli: Great! Just about to head out to the beach! How are you?

Connie: Wonderful. Wish you were in town this weekend. We could find a really wild party to go to.

Eli: Ugh. After the last one you took to me to, I think I'll be in recovery for another four years.

Connie: Didn't you enjoy it? I thought it was fun!

Eli: NO. Remember how I had to find my own way home because you disappeared around 2:00 in the morning. And I don't remember--did you ever find your shirt?

Connie: Who knows? They're opening a new club just across the border and I wish I didn't have to go alone.

Eli: Yeah, I would love to check that out with you. Maybe another time.

Connie: We would have to drive separately of course so that you could go home when you're ready and not have to stay out with me until all hours of the night.

Eli: True. Well I better get going.

Connie: Ok, talk to you later. Love you and miss you!

Eli: Love you too, grandma!

~It Just Gets Stranger


  1. Laughing so hard I'm crying right now!

  2. Wait, how are you supposed to go to the club when you are in Palau?
    Oh, and that shirt you are wearing really makes you look buff :)

  3. Hahaha your grandma really sounds like the wild child!!

  4. Oh Eli, your family is just as cray cray as you are!! I love it!

  5. . . . Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh WHAT DID I JUST READ???????????????? *mind not computing, in shock*

  6. Can your grandma adopt me? She is adorable and SO funny!

  7. My grandma only talks about her stupid recovery from stupid ovarian cancer.

  8. I just emailed this to my whole office! Thanks for the great start to the week!

  9. Aaaaaahhhhh! I just laughed breakfast all over my computer screen!!

  10. omg i cant even deal with how hard i just laughed

  11. If you read the labels as a sentence it says "Grandma, I'm ridiculous."