Thursday, July 25, 2013

Meow

A Conversation with Krishelle and Daniel about a Phone Call

Krishelle: Who are you calling?

Eli: This salon/spa down the street. I'm making some appointments for us today.

Krishelle: I will NOT be getting a body scrub!

Eli: Ugh. Fine. I just wanted to see if you also thought the question of whether you're supposed to be naked was a little ambiguous.

Krishelle: I don't want to do anything in that place if they know we're related.

Eli: It's fine. They've probably totally forgotten about the body scrub incident. And the haircut incidents. And the time I accidentally poured water all over the floor and tried to clean it up with a couch cushion. And the time I walked in on their staff meeting and stood around a listened until they asked me to leave. And all of the times I've sat in the lobby watching Korean soap operas even though I didn't have an appointment. And--

Krishelle: Maybe we could do something else today?


Eli: Shhhh. It's ringing.

Krishelle: Ok. NO BODY SCRUB. I mean it!

Eli: Meow. Meow. Meeeeooooow.

Krishelle: What are doing?!

Eli: It sounds really cool when you meow into the phone. It echoes a lot. Don't worry. I do this ALL the time.

Krishelle: Why would that make me not worry?

Eli: Meow. Meeeeeeoooooooooooooooooow. Meeeooooooooooo----

Krishelle: Why did you just hang up?

Eli: They answered sometime during that last meow.

Krishelle: Ugh.

Eli: [Calling out] Daniel!

Daniel: [From the other room] What!?

Eli: I need you to call the massage place in case they have caller I.D. They can't know that was me who just called.

Daniel: Ok. Just a sec.

Krishelle: Aren't you even going to ask why Eli can't call back on his phone?

Daniel: I'm sure there's a good reason.

Eli: It's because I was meowing into the phone when they answered.

Daniel: Oh, yeah. You can't call back after that. Here. Just use my phone.

Krishelle: Am I the only person here who is concerned that someone was MEOWING into the phone?

Daniel: It's fun to do. Because it echoes when you meow into it.

Eli: SEE?!

Krishelle: I think Palau has made you two crazy.

~It Just Gets Stranger

22 comments:

  1. This post reminded me of Amy from Amy's Baking Company. http://www.hulu.com/watch/487616 Meow Meow Meow.

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  2. Great, now I'm going to have to meow into the phone next time I call someone... LOL

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  3. I would think Krishelle would have learned to just go with the crazy things you two do after all this time.

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  4. You know we're all going to try this now, don't you?

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  5. I love how nonchalant Daniel was in answering. Duh?
    I wish Krishelle would write her view on her blog, that is WAY out of date

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    1. I agree. I think she's funny.

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    2. Krishelle has a blog?!?!

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  6. Your conversation posts are probably my favorites. :D

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  7. This is comedy gold, you can't make this stuff up!

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  8. Isn't Krishelle the one that taught you how to be crazy?

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  9. This made my entire day so much better! You guys are hilarious :)

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  10. It's also fun to just talk in a cat voice. One of my co-workers and I do it sometimes when we think no one is around. One day the Pastor happened to overhear and we apologized. He just said it was OK because he is used to us! :)

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  11. I'm so meowing in the phone at some point today.

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  12. Next time I make a phone call I'm totally meowing into the phone(:

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  13. Eli, we all know it was really Trixy who taught you that trick.

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  14. Best time to Meow into the phone: when solicitors call.

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  15. I won't be visiting your blog again until after I recover from my c-section. It hurts too much to laugh.

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  16. So true meow! Im form palau, and I love to MEOW all the time!! ;)
    ..Meow

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