Friday, March 14, 2014

Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions

Happy weekend, Strangers. I just ran on a treadmill for 90 minutes. It was the worst 90 minutes of my life. Besides every 90-minute period of every single scout camp I ever went on.

And now, your Pictures and Distractions:

My new sunglasses and old duck face. I texted this picture to Jolyn 20 times in one day. She never responded and I haven't heard from her since.



The Mormons!


The destruction of Salt Lake City continues.

It's like the Oscars planned this.

Meet Brandt. He's my Ironman training buddy. We spend 400,000 hours a day together. And he sometimes has Napoleon Dynamite hair.


Crap to distract you from whatever you're supposed to be doing:

An article on Jelly Fish lake that is making me miss Palau. Thanks, Melissa.

Cat traps family in bedroom after attacking baby. Thanks, Michael (and many others who sent it after Michael).

Man dances for 30 minutes on a street corner after losing a bet. Thanks, Natalie.

How to do anything TV. Thanks, Brian.

Save the parasites! We love you, Lohan! Thanks, Bridge.

Awkward but kind of sweet video of strangers kissing. Thanks, Mark.

Cat face pillows. Thanks, Vanessa.

What's wrong with Sesame Street. Thanks, Angela.

What Jurassic Park would look like if the raptors were cats. Thanks, Christie.

Two sentence horror stories. Thanks, Angela.

What America theme parties look like around the world. Thanks, Angela.

Hybrid animals. The stuff of nightmares. Thanks, Jami.

If you would like to have something considered for Pictures and Distractions, please email me at itjustgetsstranger@gmail.com

~It Just Gets Stranger

15 comments:

  1. Favorite Pictures and Distractions ever!

    ReplyDelete
  2. That Jurassic Cats video is hilarious!

    ReplyDelete
  3. Ummm Eli. Why haven't we heard about Brandt and his important role in your life before now?!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Because I'm terrible at writing and a failure at everything!

      Delete
    2. Thank you for your honesty. Admittance is the first step. We forgive you.

      Your hair is looking super FAB today, is that a new shirt?

      Delete
  4. Ummm my husband is out of town this weekend. I'm pretty sure I'm going to die while he's gone, based on those 2 sentence horror stories.

    ReplyDelete
  5. Your hair is perfect. #swoon

    ReplyDelete
  6. The best part about those american parties is that they are pretty accurate.

    ReplyDelete
  7. Eli, your hair looks totally great today

    ReplyDelete
  8. Um excuse me, Eli?

    I tweeted you this video of two choir boys meowing soulfully, but i think you didn't see it. Hopefully you see this comment.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPdqdqj3ghY

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Eli has posted that video in the past, look under that tags

      Delete
  9. I know this has already been said, but as a professional celebrity hair stylist… YOUR HAIR LOOKS AMAZING!

    ReplyDelete
  10. Im gonna have nightmares for years now, thanks to the two sentence horror stories.

    ReplyDelete