Well. The Strangers then came through. Swingwise, specifically, bless his little heart.
I hesitated momentarily but then went to family search and created an account so I could join the group at relativefinder.org. And it was amazing. The page shows you everyone else in the group and ranks each group member according to how closely they are related to you.
And then some of you started joining the group. Because it is really important to find out how related we all are. And we started realizing that we are ALL SUPER CLOSE FAMILY.
Then things started getting super shady. And Bob and Cathie's entire history got called into question (Krishelle is my sister).
And she/he wasn't wrong to not be disappointed.
I think this may have been a craft for Eli's Mom Blog's So Way Cute Craft Competition that never got submitted.
But anyway, back to being inappropriately excited about distant relations.
Stop raining on our parade, Brandon. You're probably our emo cousin at the reunion who sits in the corner lighting his hand on fire as he occasionally glares at us with his one eye that isn't being covered up by his hair. GET A HAIRCUT BRANDON!
Fortunately swingwise returned and brought honor back to Bob and Cathie's recently tarnished names. But he also reiterated the importance of having a rocket science degree to understand anything that is going on here.
Then Suzzzz informed us that although she apparently has time to type four Zs for her name, I will not be getting a birthday card this year. And then she alerted us to the bigger issues here. Because Iceland.
Which finally brings us to something Chelsea must either explain or she should be tried for crimes against humanity.
The clock is ticking, Chelsea.
P.S. Lee did email me and informed me that he is apparently not related to any of us. So if anyone is looking to adopt, I think this may be a good opportunity.
P.P.S. If you guys are related to me it means YOU ARE ALSO RELATED TO TAMI!
~It Just Gets Stranger