As the year starts to come to a close, I decided to bring you another year in review. I went through Stranger's posts of 2015 and picked out the top ten posts most viewed by you. There were some surprises. And it was definitely interesting to look through. And you guys. I know. The year isn't over yet. But I'm just going to post this because I don't have any intention of writing anything good between now and December 31.
JUST CAT PICTURES AND EMOTICONS FROM HERE ON OUT!
This has been an awesome year at Stranger. I think it's been our most fun year. Sometimes I think that I've gotten very used to the idea that there is this mass of Strangers that read what I write. But every once in a while it hits me how strange this all is. I'll be in a crowded and silent elevator with someone creepily looking at me from the opposite corner. And I always start to wonder if something is on my face. And then they'll finally say something about how good my hair looks or they'll ask how Trixy is doing or they'll ask me if I'm Eli and "how much do you exaggerate on Stranger?"
And it catches me off guard every single time. And I walk away thinking about how weird it is that after four years of this, that experience has never felt normal. Then I wonder if my hair really does look good or if people are just saying that now because it's become such a joke and maybe I should shave it all off and donate it to the Balding Cats Foundation.
But, truly, thank you so much for your kindness, thoughtfulness, and humor. Thank you for helping our Stranger community grow, and grow in a meaningful way. And thank you for sticking around.
Before I get to our top ten posts, here are some stats about 2015:
Most complained about Stranger topic: Tami
Number of times Eli's sexual orientation was argued about in the comments: 17
Number of times Rebecca told me not to write about something she did: 265
Number of times I wrote about something Rebecca asked me not to write about: 2
Number of times Jolyn answered my phone and pretended to be a very sexy version of me: 31
Cutest puppy: MR. OLLIE PANTS!
Number of pictures of chickens emailed to me: Infinite.
The Top Ten Most Viewed Stranger Posts of 2015
10. Generation Gap (near tie):
I wrote to you about the surprises that come from suddenly living with someone who is nearly a decade younger than you. You responded, masterfully, with comments about what things were like back in your day.
10. Texting Etiquette (near tie):
Rebecca teaches us many things. For example, she taught us how to DRIVE SOMEONE CRAZY via text messages.
9. A Girl with Pigtails:
It's the most raw thing I wrote in 2015. A controversial topic, and an experience I have thought about at least weekly for the decade-plus since I witnessed it as a naive 20-year-old kid living in Ukraine. Some people were angry about this post, saying it was manipulative or short-sighted. But I don't regret my attempt to encourage anyone within earshot to remember humanity amid the inhumanity. And I would write it again in a heartbeat.
8. We Are All Family:
This is the most fun I had with you this year. Swingwise set up a group through Family Search and hundreds of you joined it in order to establish, once and for all, that we are all cousins. I'm still waiting for the Suzzzzzzzzzz to plan that family reunion.
7. Jurassic World: Is America Getting Dumber:
I warned you about the worst movie of 2015 in this recap. Stranger Meg Morley said it best: "Our theater applauded when the movie ended and I wept for humanity and the standards we once had."
6. Ironman Boulder, 2015:
I think it's my favorite thing I wrote this year, and one of my favorite things I've ever written for Stranger. You followed along, graciously, as I spent several years attempting to accomplish one big goal. It took me until the bitter end to learn the lessons I think most of you knew all along. I can never thank you enough for your encouragement and kindness as you shared that journey with me, one that had a surprising and happy ending.
5. The Ten Most Annoying Instagram Posts:
I gave you a list of Instagram's worst offenses, including examples. Also, NUDITY.
4. A Kentucky Clerk:
Again with the controversial topics. I wrote about my epiphany as I watched the marriage license battle play out. You all engaged in a meaningful and productive conversation that reminded me once again of the incredible maturity and value of our little Stranger community.
3. Man on a Corner:
It was an anecdote, really without an agenda. I had been struggling internally for some time with how to think about and approach the homelessness problem, often, shamefully, choosing to ignore it rather than be uncomfortable. This simple experience opened my eyes this year and impacted me significantly, insomuch that it actually changed my actions.
2. Disneyland Emails:
June Snapple emailed Disneyland, seeking help for her dream fairy tale wedding. Disneyland tried to be helpful, but ultimately couldn't accommodate the number of cats June was trying to bring into the Park. Just as well. Most of the cats hate roller coasters anyway.
1. The 25 Unspoken Rules of Tinder:
And, finally, the most viewed Stranger post of 2015. This one apparently resonated with you. Quite a bit, even. This post had nearly double the views of its closest competition. I guess this means we are all just lonely wanderers, looking for love.
And that's it. Merry Christmas, all. Feel free to share your thoughts below of your experience with Stranger and Strangers this year.
~It Just Gets Stranger