I wonder if they have burritos there.
And now, your Pictures & Distractions:
|Jolyn and I have a very strict dress code in Strangerville.|
|Moments before the band walked out and played all 12,000 of those instruments at the Paul Simon concert.|
|My planter box is really werkin' it this year.|
|Roses from my yard.|
|Jolyn and I stayed out way past our bedtimes celebrating my birthday.|
|Quinn kept Mr. Pants company at Broome Bungalow while Matt and I tried to hang his front door.|
Crap to distract you from whatever you're supposed to be doing:
My hilarious friend Brian (with whom I worked in Palau) is now recapping a horrible new show for TV & Jelly and his first recap is amazing.
If you haven't visited people's middle school nightmares in the comments yet, you should do so now.
Please read this Onion article in its entirety. Thanks, Matthew.
Obituaries for teenage girls if they actually died when they say they're dying. Thanks, Matthew.
Me in hot yoga. Thanks, Kaylee.
Chicken shaming. Thanks, many of you.
The best and worst Amazon reviews. Thanks, Krishelle.
You can finally lick your cat. Thanks, Krishelle.
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~It Just Gets Stranger