Sunday, February 5, 2017

Texts With Zealous

A wrong-number text handled the right way by Stranger Connor:












~It Just Gets Stranger

15 comments:

  1. Strangers can be the best people to text!

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  2. Does this religion involve Koolaid and matching track suits?

    Because I don't drink koolaid but I'm still totally in.

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    1. Connor (The Sparrow)February 6, 2017 at 4:42 AM

      Beverages come down to your own individual taste. I, for one, shall be alternating between Tactical Nuclear Penguin, and Albino Squid Assassin. Koolaid will also be acceptable. As for the matching tracksuits, I think that is a great idea! We need something to chillax in on our off days. Robes just aren't practical for the day-to-day stuff.

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  3. I LOVE how he said if you're a guy no need to text back . . . .

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    1. But then kept rolling with it anyway!! I bet these are both Strangers.

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  4. OMG I love this so much.

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  5. Just curious... does everyone get a robe? And what qualifications you need to earn the staff? I meeeean I like to think of my self as the wizarding kind, but I dunno.
    Last question: where do we sign up??

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  6. I'm hoping by "robes" you meant Snuggies.

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    1. If not, it's just pointless

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  7. The best part of this is that ched haze and kush are strains of weed, so really this exchange was perhaps interrupting someones weed order.

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  8. Our fears are confirmed: you're getting post-lazy now that you have a pup.

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  9. Please tell me this story ends with these two falling in love and getting married. Because this is hilarious!

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