Book STITCHED In 2021, I had just finished a half-Ironman when my husband and I decided to get dinner with my parents. I limped into the restaurant, for my number one
Podcast Episodes Episode 299: Generations This time in Strangerville, Jolyn joins Eli to talk about Eli's attendance at a Real Housewives party, Jolyn's updates, and a woman details the feelings she
Skylar Fellowship of the Derm In Year of Lord and Savior Cher Dolly Parton Cirie Fields two thousand and like seventeen-ish, my husband loudly announced that he was going to quit his job that
Podcast Episodes Episode 298: Paris and Other Stuff This time in Strangerville, we don't know if recycling is real, Meg says goodbye to Strangerville All-Star Grandpa Boyd, and a few stories from Eli about early
Skylar Let Go and Let Oh My GOD Skylar has been traveling for work a lot lately. Either that, or he's doing affairs. I've stated this before and I'll state it again
Podcast Episodes Episode 297: Airports and Tomatoes This time in Strangerville, Skylar's airport habits have stressed out the entire internet, Meg went to Florida, and Meg doesn't think Eli should be planting tomatoes
Skylar Mystery Trip It was last Thursday when Skylar suddenly asked me a very puzzling question. "Can you take me?" I looked at this man and waited for context on his
Podcast Episodes Episode 296: Rants and Raves This time in Strangerville, we're doing a check in because we've both been swamped. Conversation includes Eli's travel woes, Meg's brutally honest
Podcast Episodes Episode 295: Russian Outlaw This time in Strangerville, Meg's hilarious birthday party, Eli's book launch, and the story of a woman who was arrested in Russia. Listen on Spotify, or
Baby Toddler Terrorist Prior to becoming a parent I looked at every single one of you in the eyes and said, "tell me everything I need to know about what I'
Happy Book Launch Day Today is the official launch day for my book We're Thankful for the Moisture: A Gay Guy's Guide to Mormon Faith, Family, and Fruit Preservation. I
Podcast Episodes Episode 293: Suzanne This time in Strangerville, Jolyn joins Eli to discuss new year goals, toddler vacations, and general nonsense. Also, a conversation with Suzanne Lambert about what it's like to
Podcast Episodes Episode 292: Bridger Winegar Said No Gifts This time in Strangerville, Meg hosted a kids birthday party, Eli isn't sure why we have fire alarms, and a conversation with the hilarious Bridger Winegar from the
Baby Hot Mom Friends Not two weeks ago I was sitting in a coffee shop near my home trying to force feed my child a gourmet vegetarian quiche, for I am a bougie hot
Podcast Episodes Episode 291: Titanic Saw Happy new year! This time in Strangerville, Meg's child wrote a ransom note, Eli experienced a bathroom divorce, and a woman has a harrowing experience building a stage
Baby 2025 Every morning just after Skylar leaves for work, I don our son in weather-appropriate attire and take him to our covered patio in the backyard. This is where we
Podcast Episodes Episode 290: Survivor and Defender This time in Strangerville, Eli talks about his grandma's (GMac) declining health, Meg is about to attend her family's hyper-competitive gingerbread contest, and former Survivor
Book We're Thankful For The Moisture As you all know, since everyone is focused on me at all times, as I have asked you to do on many occasions (even though I should not have to
Podcast Episodes Episode 289: Farmers Market This time in Strangerville, Eli's new book, We're Thankful For The Moisture, is available for preorder! You can find it through Amazon or Barnes & Noble
Skylar Trophy Wife Last week Skylar had to go to Chicago to attend a conference with 1,000 dermatologists so they could all taking turns looking at each other's rashes before
Podcast Episodes Episode 288: Thanksgiving Check In This time in Strangerville, a check in as we head into Thanksgiving. Eli doesn't understand taxes and thinks everything in the world might be just pretend. Meg is
Skylar A Hotel Room All To Myself I'm in New York at the moment for a work conference. I attend this every November and I always look forward to it. But never quite like I
Podcast Episodes Episode 287: Scam Call This time in Strangerville, Meg tells Eli how to be a parent, why were we, the children of the 90s, personally responsible for extinction, and a man tells the story
Podcast Episodes Episode 286: Witches This time in Strangerville, Eli talks about his big event with Equality Utah, we discuss Halloween traditions, and a woman has a sweet encounter with a witch. Listen on Spotify,
Travel A Photo Shoot in Paris Recently Skylar learned he could take half a breath and fourteen seconds off of work for a vacation so we thought, what the hell. Let's fly our child
