The end of another week is upon us. Today I bring you 5 new pictures from my phone and a few other links to distract you from more important things. Enjoy.
|I found this picture in my parents' house right before I left for Palau. This was taken in 2001 when I was in high school. This was one of my better part-down-the-middle days. And, no, that is not a trophy I earned. It was a "team" trophy that I was assigned to take home for the night.|
|Taken in a bathroom in Palau. Let's see . . . I'll have the . . . rear cleansing oscillating. What? A soft rear cleansing pulsating is only an extra $2.95? What the hey! You only live once!|
|This is seriously my water bottle at work. It takes both hands to hold it. It feels even more ridiculous than it looks.|
|Photo proof that I can drive the Stormtrooper, even though the steering wheel is on the wrong side. Also, I hope that's not my seductive look. |
|Most people on the island chew something called beetle nut, which is then spit ALL over the place. On a busy day, it looks like a bloody massacre has taken place all over the streets. I can't ever quite get used to seeing the remains in garbage cans in bathrooms. Each time I immediately believe it to be blood.|
Crap to distract you from whatever you're supposed to be doing:
A site dedicated to showing you how depressing Garfield comics actually are by taking out Garfield. Thanks, Mike.
Something every computer-literate cat owner should consider getting. Thanks, Jourdan.
I can't tell whether this is serious. But either way, I'm scared.
One gem I found on Wikipedia. I want to see ALL of these.
My friend Hillary, who is in Palau, has apparently fallen in love with Dugongs and has created a site to show all the versatile roles they could play in movies if just given a chance.
And finally, this website should sufficiently waste the rest of your day.
~It Just Gets Stranger