The other day I wrote to you about Skylar's proclivity to misplace things and how he wanted praise for going five months without losing his wedding ring. That night:
Eli: Did you read my post about your wedding ring?
Skylar: YOU FOUND IT?!
Eli: Found what?
Skylar: . . . [hiding his bare left hand] NEVER MIND!
At least he's exceptionally hot.
And now, your Pictures & Distractions:
|Hello. It's me. I've been wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet.|
|Being such a brave boy at the vet.|
|Yes, it's February. No, that will not stop us from planting trees in giant pots. Yes, this was very cold and difficult to do.|
|Skylar's mother periodically sends me this photo of the time his older sisters decided to try to turn him into a model.|
Crap to distract you from whatever you're supposed to be doing:
GET YOUR STRANGERVILLE LIVE TICKETS FOR OUR MARCH 6 SHOWWWW.
I wrote a sarcastic thing about online dating.
Jolyn wrote about living forever.
We recorded a special Oscar's results episode for Hive Mind.
What a dollar looks like to a billionaire. Thanks, Megan.
Graphic designer brings children's drawings to life. Thanks, Mark.
Musician plays violin during brain surgery. Thanks, Ryan.
What's the worst that could go wrong. Thanks, Kim.
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~It Just Gets Stranger