Ollie has been staying with me this whole week for reasons that aren't entirely clear considering that Matt is in town. But the point is, the other day I had to give him and Duncan a bath because at least one of them smelled like poop so everyone was punished for this. So we all got into the shower because I don't believe in making them do things I'm unwilling to do. Of course, drying them was a nightmare since their entire bodies are hair. And finally, after everything was done, they really wanted to go outside and literally the first thing they did when they got there was take a unison flying leap into a pile of mud.

So now I have zero dogs.

Here are your Pictures & Distractions:

Snow Canyon

Hashtag dog model

Yin and yang


Uncle Matt took them for puppuccinos 

Crap to distract you from whatever you're supposed to be doing:

The most disturbing/sad/frustrating/shocking thing I've ever seen in a TV show happened this week, and I wrote about it.

CoinciDANCE. Thanks, Chaun.

Mine and Trixy Meowman's birthdays are coming up. Thanks, Tim and Leslie.

A poop-themed birthday party. Thanks, Krishelle.

HOW do the people interviewed for this article actually exist? Thanks, Brian.

Boy, 8, watches driving tutorials, drives to McDonald's. Thanks, Kimbally.

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~It Just Gets Stranger