TSA: Sir, is this your bag?
TSA: So this giant bottle of self-tanning lotion belongs to you?
Eli: Oh. No. I don't know . . . uh . . .
TSA: What about this Hello Kitty pocket knife?
Eli: Maybe can we talk more quietly?
TSA: And this book called "Love the Inner You" forward by Oprah Winfrey?
Eli: Definitely not mine.
TSA: Sir, are you saying someone tampered with your bag?
Eli: That's actually not even mine at all. You can just keep it.
And then I bought new clothes.
And now, your Pictures & Distractions:
|Why is Duncan always looking at the camera like he's Jim from The Office.|
|From when I went camping. LIKE A POOR PERSON.|
|Every Tinder profile.|
|I told him a really funny joke.|
|Teddy got a little brother! And Adam is crazy. |
|Meet Mr. Renley Rufferford. He's a ten-week-old cavoodle, just like Mr. Pants and Mr. Doodle. And he came from the same rescue organization as well (Wasatch Rescue). Matt, Adam, and I are single-handedly saving all of the world's cavoodles.|
|High on life. I'm actually not really sure. |
|Sometimes when Mr. Doodle is taking a nap we like to play a little game called "identify Duncan's head."|
Crap to distract you from whatever you're supposed to be doing:
Check out what is quickly becoming our most popular Strangerville episode ever.
Meg has gone back to personal blogging.
Re-imagined titles to tween literature (language warning). Thanks, Tracy.
If Mean Girls was made today. Thanks, Margee.
Everything you need to know about millennials. Thanks, Krishelle.
Millennials shall inherit the Boomers' stuff. Thanks, Jack.
Disturbing video about leaving a child in a hot car. Thanks, Jamie.
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