Toward the end of my Europe trip a few weeks ago I got a text out of the blue from Matt that said, "sorry about your house."

This is a terrible thing to have someone say to you without any context whatsoever while you are thousands of miles away from home.

A few days and eleventy flights later, I walked into the place at 1:00 in the morning, wondering if the reason for Matt's apology would be readily apparent. It was. During the two weeks I was gone, Matt completely rearranged my entire house. He moved paintings and furniture. He hauled stuff from one room to another. He made a pile of lamps and other decorations that were to be discarded. He even bought some stuff and left me a bill.

How much do you have to hate someone's taste to show up and do something like that while they're on vacation?

Anyway, your Pictures & Distractions:

Skylar gives the best neck massages.

So, Ollie found chocolate at my house.

My new painting from Italy.

Matt's birthday party.

Skylar at a concert he said he was too sick to attend.

Crap to distract you from whatever you're supposed to be doing:

Our latest episode of Hive Mind where we talk about TV and Eight Grade, the movie.

Birthday idea, for me. Thanks, Katie.

A great discovery while remodeling. Thanks, The Suzzzzzzzzzz.

The Instagram skeleton who imitates every girl on instagram. Thanks, The Suzzzzzzzzz.

Beat It played on bottles. Thanks, Jake.

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