Someone mistakenly parked in my assigned spot in the underground parking at the office and then left the country for the rest of the month. I informed the relevant people and they temporarily assigned me to park in a previously unassigned spot until the offender returns and moves her car. Unfortunately the spot they assigned me to is a handicapped spot, so every day when I pull into it and climb out of my vehicle, I get dirty looks from whoever happens to be nearby and I keep finding myself implicitly wanting to limp as I walk or otherwise act like I'm in pain rather than attempt to explain the truth.

I can't be sure, but I think yesterday morning I saw a woman try to take a picture of me as I was retrieving my gym bag from the car. I am SO going to end up on America's Most Wanted over this.

And now, your Pictures and Distractions:

I stole this from Mr. Pants's Instagram account. Because I need you to see how he looks after getting out of the bath.

From a fantastic Cleveland wedding. 

Spotted just outside of my conference in Cleveland. I really wish I knew what prompted them to finally make a sign for this.

Mr. Pants is so sleepy!

Crap to distract you from whatever you're supposed to be doing:

Confusing black and white dance costumes. Thanks, Stephanie.

Cat Hospital. Thanks, Janel.

If you ever stop believing the human race has too much time on its hands, please read this article and the comments. Thanks, Lisa.

40 cringeworthy men's fashion ads from the 70s. Thanks, Emelle.

My new favorite handbag. Thanks, Janel.

5 chain restaurants you can never visit again. Thanks, Emily.

For all my peops who have ever played the recorder (all of you). Thanks, Lisa.

This Trump thing isn't funny anymore. Thanks, Shannon.

A depressing Friends theory. Thanks, Chad.

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