My law firm is currently the in process of moving to another building and we were supposed to pack everything in these boxes so the movers can come and move them over the weekend. Naturally I did not do this. Brianne, however, did it for me. And she was not nice about it. And she threw away some stuff that I definitely wanted to keep. And she keeps coming into my office and popping bubble wrap even though she knows I will murder her for this one day if it does not stop. But that just makes her want to do it more. Things have been very tense between us. And so in an attempt to de-escalate the situation, she has made a new rule that we have to end every conversation with mutual "I love yous." She insists on saying this as loudly as possible.
Brianne and I are a social island in this place.
And now, your Pictures & Distractions:
|Spoiler alert: it's BREAD.|
|Mr. Pants is up to no good!|
|On the campaign trail at Lagoon.|
|Texts with Matt.|
|My office didn't stay clean for very long.|
Crap to distract you from whatever you're supposed to be doing:
Check out our newest TV & Jelly podcast episode discussing that atrocious film, The Lobster.
Chicken charms! Thanks, Judy.
Lithuania has a goat beauty pageant?! Thanks, Janel.
I think I may have shared this email scam before, but a bunch of you just sent it to me again.
Tweets about a sassy 7-year-old. Thanks, Tracy.
Funniest Brexit tweets. Thanks, Paul.
This is what the average member of Simon and Garfunkel looks like. Thanks, Meg.
An update on Adnan Syed. Thanks, many of you.
12 Olympic events you didn't know were Olympic events. Thanks, Taylor.
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