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We are in Santa Barbara. Skylar has spring break. Did I think my vacation schedule would revolve around spring break in my mid-thirties? No, I did not.

For about the first year of dating Skylar, the poor thing was working in Santa Barbara. He would come to Salt Lake City on the weekends and then stay in Santa Barbara during the week. He couldn't even keep a straight face every Monday morning when he looked me in the eyes and said, "I really wish I didn't have to go." He didn't think I was watching him from the front window literally skip to the Uber that took him to the airport. He had to order an Uber because I refused to give him a ride. I was not interested in enabling his lifestyle.

He wanted to come to Santa Barbara for spring break, I guess to visit all of his old lovers. Or, as he calls them, "bakeries." Seriously. I'ma be 600 pounds by the end of this week.

We found the most wonderful Airbnb on the edge of town. Pictures below. I may have uploaded some twice. And I didn't bother cleaning up before taking them. It's been a long day.

Please enjoy this week's Pictures & Distractions:

Also, hi Matt and Ollie Pants!

Crap to distract you from whatever you're supposed to be doing:

Hey, Meg, Rebbie, and I are recapping Utah's terrible knockoff of the Bachelor.

And this is our recap of episode 2.

Also, are you guys listening to Hive Mind? Because we are still there screaming about the Oscars.

The Onion. And every house in Utah in the 90s. Thanks, Michael.

Interesting NPR article about "green" childhoods. Thanks, Sara.

Learning to knit! Thanks, Tessa.

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