Skylar What Color Are My Eyes? "What color are my eyes?" Skylar had shut them before he asked me, a measure aimed at preventing me from "cheating." "Dazzling?" My answer
Skylar Phone Calls This man I'm married to has been on a break from school since before the Titanic. It's been mostly a good thing. Obviously I love having
Strangerville Live Strangerville Live In March of 2020, we proudly hosted a Strangerville Live show. It was a really exhilarating experience for me. I think it was our 10th show since we started in
Skylar Skylar Is Trying To Leave Me Salt Lake City has turned into the Jaws of Hell this summer and my Portland-born hippie helpmate is not having any of it. I really thought the winters would be
Strangerville What brings you in today? Emily: What brings you in today? Eli: I need to open a bank account for my new business. Emily: Congratulations! What's it called? Eli: Strangerville. Emily: Ok, I&
Skylar The Holy First Church of Saint Peloton I learned about Peloton a couple years ago, probably from Meg. She told me at that time that the most supportive friend in her life was an exceptionally gay Peloton
Meg Help me I'm poor. A couple of quick things: First, your comments on the Shannon recap [https://www.itjustgetsstranger.com/2021/01/shannon-recap-of-1961-byu-film-about.html] are giving me life. Also, SOMEONE IN THE COMMENTS LITERALLY
Social Distancing Halloween In These Unprecedented Times Despite These Unprecedented Times Of Uncertainty We're All In This Together And It Came To Pass, I decided we'd still try to celebrate Halloween. We simply
The Beehive Spooooooky Meg is essentially a gay man on paper. I don't mean that she's a gay man on top of paper; I just mean that if you
Ridiculous Excuse MY Christmas! Since 2011, I've been receiving emails from all of you on all sorts of topics and for all sorts of reasons. Some of the emails contain photos of
Social Distancing Apple Watch Tomorrow is my birthday, which you all know because of the outrageous celebrations you have planned. We decided to carve out some time for it on Saturday, even though my
Ridiculous The People of Lagoon As you know since you are all experts on my life, I have gotten a Lagoon season pass every year since 2013. Why do I do this? I don'
Ollie What are you watching? We're all binging TV shows and movies right now and that's ok. If there is anyone in your life telling you that is not ok, you
Social Distancing The Role We'll Play Last week Meg told me about an app called "My Talking Pet" which allows you to upload a photo of your pet and then speak into your phone
Ridiculous Twilight: A Comprehensive Review A couple weeks ago I finally sat myself down and watched me a Twilight and friends, I am so confused. I did it so we could record this episode of
Ollie Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions All y'all, Strangerville Live is NEXT WEEK. It's in Salt Lake City on Friday, March 6 at 8:00 PM. There will be snacks. We are
The Beehive Space Jesus Today I published an article on The Beehive called "Space Jesus." I decided I wanted to write a humor piece on Temple Square (and Salt Lake City in
Ridiculous Real Houswives of Salt Lake City Yesterday news broke that The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City is going to be a thing and my town is losing its mind over it. Well, good news: I
Ollie Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions Apparently Bozo the Clown died. Matt just told me and then scolded me for asking who that is. Which reminds me, I called Skylar "the ol' battleaxe"
Strangerville Live Cleavage Guuuueeeeessss whaaaaaa-aaaaaat. (I sang the above in an opera voice because Sky and I just got back from the opera. When the show started he said there was something really
Meg Megemy Meg wrote this article [https://www.thebeehive.com/my-best-friends-wedding/] for The Beehive last week and I've been sharing it on the social medias because it's about
Ridiculous Cable For a while I've been the last person in America paying for cable. This is fitting, since I was the last person in America to start paying for
Ridiculous Recurring Dreams When I was around 6 I started having this recurring nightmare where my entire family sat on a couch together, Simpsons style, staring out this glass door that led to
Ridiculous Door-to-Door Today, my story from our most recent Strangerville Live. Check it out on Strangerville--written version below: This time in Strangerville, a discussion about “Oh, The Places You’ll Go.” Then
Ridiculous A Night of Rage Clint Betts runs The Beehive so he's basically our big scary boss. We made him tell a story at Strangerville Live, and this might be the funniest thing
