Yesterday news broke that The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City is going to be a thing and my town is losing its mind over it.
Well, good news: I found the episode synopses for the season:
Episode 1: The Real Housewives have beach day on the gorgeous banks of The Great Salt Lake.
Episode 2: Kassaddee throws a glass of horchata at Braxleee inside a Cafe Rio just after General Conference.
Episode 3: Girls' trip to Zionsss!
Episode 4: Things heat up when Makinly starts stealing customers from Erynn after finding personal empowerment at the most recent Young Living convention at The Salt Palace.
Episode 5: Jinnifer puts on a birthday party for her son Baxtee at Classic.
Episode 6: Wheeler Farm.
Episode 7: The ladies try to navigate City Creek Mall during Comic Con.
Episode 8: [Cancelled after producers determine it's too difficult to get around downtown for filming during Pride.]
Episode 9: Sarahg and Bethaxnee quarrel over whether leggings meet the modesty standards listed in For Strength of Youth while standing in line for Rattlesnake Rapids at Lagoon.
Episode 10: Brandee's husband Jason is arrested for his involvement in a pyramid scheme.
Episode 11: To get Brandee's mind off of the legal proceedings, the women head to "Disney" for their quarterly girls' trip to the popular So Cal theme park.
Episode 12: The ladies have a wild (but like so spiritual and life-changing) day at the Festival of Colors in Spanish Fork.
Episode 13: Teffaghnee's gender reveal party is ruined by inversion, which blocks attendees from seeing the skydiver formation spell "little raskal" in the sky.
Episode 14: Pioneer Day is off to a rough start when Jennappee can't find her lace bonnet.
Episode 15: Kyleeee is too embarrassed to tell the others her son Wyleee got called to Albuquerque New Mexico despite putting "Chinese" under "languages" on his mission papers.
Episode 16: Kassaddee makes the difficult decision not to participate in The Manti Pageant after reports surface that the director voted for Obama.
Episode 17: The women get together to play a game of Opioid Go Fish.
Episode 18: Drama erupts at the Rose Park scrap-booking convention after the women discover Andxreagh has been using monochromatic patterned paper since at least 2014.
Episode 19: The women of RHOSLC say goodbye to their city as they collectively move their families to like such a cute neighborhood in Daybreak.
If Meg doesn't recap this crap for The Beehive when it airs I'm going to file a class action lawsuit against her.
And now, please enjoy a truly incredible story told by Shelby Hintze at Strangerville Live:
This time in Strangerville, a conversation about calling out bad behavior. And a “nice disabled girl” takes the Strangerville Live stage to talk about a time when she wasn’t so nice and what that taught her.StoryNice Disabled Girl, by Shelby HintzeProduction by Eli McCann & Meg Walter
~It Just Gets Stranger
