~The following was my IMconvo with Krishelle while we were at work today, explaining my strange dream last night that is probably the result of too much school this week. . .
McCann, Eli W. says:
I had a long dream last night that you got fired for removing holds
McCann, Krishelle says:
I wish
McCann, Krishelle says:
sort of
McCann, Krishelle says:
that's really funny
McCann, Eli W. says:
So we had to go to court and I had to prepare the case and Krisanda and all the kids came to be witnesses.
McCann, Krishelle says:
oh no
McCann, Eli W. says:
and my old roommates too
McCann, Krishelle says:
did we win?
McCann, Eli W. says:
well the judge had a long black mullet and the jury seemed shady
McCann, Krishelle says:
and why would we have to go to court?
McCann, Eli W. says:
because we were suing the bank for firing you for shady reasons
McCann, Krishelle says:
oh I see...
McCann, Eli W. says:
because under the standard of a reasonable person, the checks should have been made available
McCann, Krishelle says:
that was our argument?
McCann, Eli W. says:
It was so weird. but I woke up and thought that was real
McCann, Krishelle says:
I love it
McCann, Eli W. says:
Yeah I got up in my opening argument and said "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I present for you today the sad sad tale of a girl who was just trying to do her job. A girl who was oppressed by the system. A system of hate and discrimination. One which not only doesn't value the actions of a reasonable person, but smears that person with pernicious lies and deception!"
McCann, Krishelle says:
that opening argument is hilarious
McCann, Eli W. says:
Can I go home?
McCann, Krishelle says:
oh me too?
IM Convo #2
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