This is basically the laziest post of all time. I know this. It's been a busy week. There was tv to be watched.

I was googling something earlier and the Internet happened to be working well enough in Palau today that the predictor thingy on Google was actually functioning. I'm always intrigued by what Google thinks I'm about to ask, considering that this supposedly means that there are a substantial number of people searching the predictions it shows.

So I thought I would test out a few common things to see what the members of society are going to in droves to ask the world wide web. Enjoy.

Of course it licks you. IT'S A CAT.

How are there enough people in the world googling the third option down to prompt Google to predict this?

I'm not going to lie. Sometimes I do ask the Internet if I'm ugly.

I don't even know where to start with this one.

Not until they're 21 or pregnant. That was always the Bob and Cathie family rule.

If one of your chickens is the Queen of Colors, you should definitely reverse the animal order in your question.

To answer your second question, it depends. Do you currently have living inside of you a parasite named Lohan? Well in that case, every 12 minutes FOR A YEAR.

To the first question: Oh. My. Gosh.

All important things to know if you're a cat owner. Especially if you ever sleep or house possums.

As someone who believes that there is a giant eyeball with 1,000 toes wandering the Earth's caves, I'm going to let this one slide.

~It Just Gets Stranger