This weekend I was in Portland and I went hiking with Skylar and THE WORLD'S MOST WHINY DOG.
I'm not kidding you about this dog. I love her. But OMG.
Homegirl whined for 27 straight hours. She sounded like me when I lived in Palau!
Anyway, we were walking along this one trail, like good and decent people, when suddenly:
Woman: What a beautiful dog! What is she?
Skylar: Thanks! She's a Norwegian Ridgeback.
Woman: Oh how lovely!
We started walking away and I said to Skylar:
Eli: What did you just tell that woman?
Skylar: That she's a Norwegian Ridgeback.
Eli: But she's not a Norwegian Ridgeback.
Skylar: Duh. Norwegian Ridgeback is a dragon from Harry Potter.
And that is why we all like Skylar.
~It Just Gets Stranger