1996: "The Internet is going to allow people to connect in such important ways!"


I would pay any amount of money to be a dog owned by a gay couple for one day.June 14, 2017

I think this is how straight to DVD movies startJune 14, 2017

Make that movie. NOW.June 14, 2017

This'll be my thesis. A gay sci-fi romcom.

Tag line: 3 days. 2 gay cyborgs. 1 man rich enough to become a dog. Zero room for mistakes.June 14, 2017

This summer, everyone is "going mutts" over this new comedy starring Bark Wahlberg!June 14, 2017

"I'm melancollie that I turned down a role!" -Bark Ruffalo

"The plot retrieves a lot of story without feeling 2 husky." -Paw Street JournalJune 15, 2017

The response on Ruffen Tomatoes is already through the woof!June 15, 2017

With hits by Katy Pawry and Diggy Azalea, this is one movie you'll want to run and fetch a ticket for!June 15, 2017

Siskel and Ebark give it two paws up!June 16, 2017

SPOILERS: Pawtrick Stewart shows up in the last act with the corg-key to save the relationship-- it's all very Shakespawean.June 16, 2017

1. Preview: man gets out of a vehicle in slow motion. It explodes behind him. "Who Let The Dogs Out" plays. "He was tired of the spy life"--June 16, 2017

2. Cuts to a gay couple at the kitchen table stressed about bills. "They needed extra cash."June 16, 2017

3. "So they came up with a plan that gave none of them paws."June 16, 2017

4. "It's Sister Act meets Beethoven. This summer's hottest new movie will have you howling with laughter."June 16, 2017

5. "It's 'The Pouple'"June 16, 2017

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I guess I need to book a flight to SLC so we can sift through applicants. Do you have access to film equipment or are we using our phones?June 16, 2017

I'm already working on the sequel: "It's The Pouple 2: Who's Afraid of Furginia Woof?"June 16, 2017

I have in my possession one iPhone 5 and I know I can borrow at least two selfie sticks.June 16, 2017

I have an iPhone SE, a deerstalker hat, a fake pipe, and know a few actors in the valley. When do we film?June 16, 2017

At dusk.June 16, 2017

I don't think I can get there from Chicago in time how about July?June 16, 2017

Ok. But I'm unlikely to maintain my painfully average looks until then and so may not be able to step in as Ash, should the need arise.June 16, 2017

So are you saying you may become more or less attractive by Mid July?June 16, 2017

I'm just saying I fit the part today and I don't know what the future holds.June 16, 2017

I'll check in with you every few days to see how your looks are keeping upJune 16, 2017

~It Just Gets Stranger