You'll be happy to know the Snuggie, of such fame as the Strangerhood of the Traveling Snuggie, has made it to half a dozen lucky wearers in multiple United States of God Bless America. I'm told only one person has died so far. You know those websites that show where Santa is on Christmas Eve so kids can track his progress? We should have one of those for the Strangerhood. Awesomesauciness, can you hurry and build that for us?

Also, because I told you this week I was sick and then all of you were like "DON'T GO TO WORK YOU SELFISH BASTARD YOU'RE GOING TO KILL EVERYONE" I decided not to go to work because I didn't want the guilt of killing everyone on my conscience. Then I donated five dollars to [charity that will appease you] to make up for having gone in early this week.

And now, your Pictures & Distractions:

Ollie makes a mean borsch.


We went to a decades party.

I worked on this scarf for several hours before realizing I was doing it wrong so I unraveled the whole thing and started over. 

Not happy that it's bed time. 

My knitting snuggle buddy.

Oh, Ollie Pants.

This is how Duncan nursed me back from the brink of death. By dropping the ball in front of me non-stop for five days so I could throw it for him. 

Crap to distract you from whatever you're supposed to be doing:

Meg and I combined powers and wrote a thing together.

A message from 14-year-old girls (language warning). Thanks, Michael.

Warning: poop. Thanks, Mimi.

But do they make one that will work for Duncan? Thanks, MariLee.

A phenomenal parody. (Language warning). Thanks, Bryce.

Some memories about each Sandy Hook victim.

Come find us on the Facebooks.

If you would like to have something included on Pictures & Distractions please email me at

~It Just Gets Stranger