Ironman Eli McCann: World's Leading Environmentalist You guys. I done be savin' the world up in here! Because yesterday I finally put my foot down for the environment. And America. And righteousness. Hashtag 'merica. There's this place at the food court in the building in which
Ridiculous Who Will Die First Eli: Who do you think will die first? Nic: Rebecca. Eli: Uh . . . what? Nic: I think Rebecca will die first. Eli: I meant between you and me. Nic: Oh. I thought you were asking who would die first out of everyone in the world.
Ironman After Shocks A few days have passed since Ironman Lake Tahoe. After they announced that the race had been cancelled, we were told to wander around to the various places where we had dropped off all of our gear the day before to gather it up.
Ironman Ironman Lake Tahoe, 2014 We made our trek west bright and early Friday morning for the Lake Tahoe Ironman. A couple of months ago I asked Nic if he would be willing to come along as my support staff for the race, and he graciously agreed. This stuff
Ridiculous What the Hell do you do about Bed Bugs!? Last night a friend called me pretty late. Friend: OH MY GOSH!!! I THINK I HAVE BED BUGS!! Eli: Don't call me! What if I get them from
Ironman Tan Lines to be Proud of You guys. The Ironman is now four weeks away! FOUR! That can be counted on one hand! Unless you're my eighth grade shop teacher who only had three
Ridiculous "Boating" You guys. I'm starting to sound like a broken record. But oh my gosh. CAMPING. A little while ago my friend Nic was all like, "come boating
