It's been a long and exceedingly difficult week here in Salt Land. Maybe when my head stops spinning I'll tell you about some of it. But for now, let's just enjoy some pictures and distractions.

Happy weekend, Strangers of the world. Stay safe.

Walking home from work at 4:00 in the morning. 

Brigham Young's house. He never invites me over anymore.

Pumpkins from the Farmers' Market.

The Mormon Tabernacle Choir and the worst dresses that have ever existed. 

Kurt, Hannah, and I took a spontaneous trip to a local theme park last Saturday to enjoy some Halloween festivities. 

And that's when this happened. And truthfully, we hated every second of this. And there were a LOT of seconds of this. 

Crap to distract you from whatever you're supposed to be doing:

Turn your website into gangster language. (Warning, this includes foul language). Thanks, Tanner.

Horror films for Mormons. Most of these will only make sense if you're familiar with Mormon culture. Thanks, Garrett.

Cat turned into helicopter. Thanks, MANY of you.

Famous brands updated with honest taglines. Thanks, Krishelle.

Someone help me meet this man. Thanks, Brian.

And finally, you look like you could use a little more Paul Simon (and this time with John Mayer). Thanks, Paul. You are the stars, the moon, and the sun.

~It Just Gets Stranger