Meg went out of town but before she did she asked me if I would watch the premiere of The Bachelor next week and recap it on TV & Jelly. You guys. I, Eli Whistletown McCann, have never watched one second of The Bachelor. I feel like I'm going to need therapy after Monday. The only thing I know about the show is what I've read from Meg's recaps. And those aren't exactly informative. Are there rules? Do they follow the rules? Meg tried to send me a few links to some sites that apparently explain what the hell but I told her if she assaults me with any more Bachelor material, I will block her on Facebook.
Also, it's my birthday. So tell me you love me or I'll send you Tami in a box. I have all of your addresses.
And now, your Pictures & Distractions:
|Teddy is really stealing the show here.|
|Mr. Doodle playing with his cousin, Macy.|
*****Stranger Picture of the Week
Crap to distract you from whatever you're supposed to be doing:
My recap of Survivor this week.
Some sad news about Palau.
Side-by-side photos of people over 100 compared with their younger selves. Thanks, Stephanie.
Animals that look like they're about to drop an album. Thanks, Michelle.
An awesome ice-skating routine. Thanks, Sarah.
Some news about Leotrix. Thanks, Angela.
I don't even know. Thanks, Haley.
A very important petition. Thanks, Hannah.
Animals with fabulous hair. Thanks, Daniel.
Catspiracy. Thanks, Lexie.
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