Skylar: I just sent you something really important.

Eli: To my house?

Skylar: No. It's an email. You need to go look at it. It's one of the most important things I've ever done.

Eli: What is it?

Skylar: It's just . . . well I put something together to let you and Jolyn and Meg know how I feel about you.

Eli: Something sentimental?!

Skylar: Yes. And now I'm kind of embarrassed. It's not . . . look. It's not that big of a deal. I just wanted you guys to know how much you mean to me.

Eli: Skylar! That's so sweet! I'm going to go open the email right now!

Skylar: I really hope you appreciate the meaning, even if you don't think it's very impressive.

Eli: You know that I'm very much of an "it's the thought that counts" kind of person. I'm sure I'm going to just love it.

Skylar: I hope so.

Eli: Let's see here [click click click]. Oh. My. What. I . . . uh . . .

Skylar: You don't like it.

Eli: But why?

Skylar: I just think of you guys like family and the only other family I've ever known is the Kardashians.

Eli: That doesn't make sense on almost any level.

Skylar: Meg is going to love it, at least.

Eli: I really don't think so.

Skylar: I just texted it to her.

Ring ring

Skylar: Hello?


Skylar: Thanks. It took my like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip.

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~It Just Gets Stranger