Corey Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions Mr. Duncan Doodle has been doing this thing where he starts following me around as I'm getting ready for work because he senses that I'm about
Ollie Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions I'm going to choose this one time to say a word that I literally never say beause I feel like it's appropriate: y'all, I&
Matt The Year of Productivity I realized some time ago that New Year’s resolutions work as well for me as they do for most people. I embrace them enthusiastically on January first and then
Ridiculous Camping On Friday I went camping. Or should I say, "camping." With finger quotes. Or maybe I should call it something else because I don't want all of my friends to jump down my throat and scream at me again for
Ironman Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions Last night I hosted the weekly Survivor party at my place (is anyone out there watching Survivor?). I'm trying to turn the party hosting into a cutthroat competition
Ridiculous Full House Reunion Val: [Sounding annoyed] Ugh. I heard that they are thinking of doing a Full House reunion show and-- Eli: SHUT THE FRONT DOOR!!!! ARE YOU SERIOUS!?! WHEN?! HOW LONG?!? IS EVERYONE GOING TO BE THERE??!? WHAT ABOUT AUNT BECKY AND THE TWINS?! Val: Oh.
Ridiculous My Phone is Vulgar I have a new "what the kids are doing" to tell you about. There's this thing that some phones can do that I'm pretty
Shea Throat Chlamydia Ring Ring Val: Hello? Eli: DID YOU KNOW THERE'S SUCH A THING AS THROAT CHLAMYDIA?! Val: . . . Eli? Eli: I feel so gross right now! You have to help
Ridiculous Roommate Assessment Val: Kurt, what's it like living with Eli? Kurt: It's a little challenging. Eli: Guys? I'm right here. Val: Shush. The grownups are having a conversation. Kurt: It takes a lot of energy and I don't
