FYI Why I'm Not A: Doctor: When I was in Mr. Landeen's seventh grade science class, we started talking about diseases (because that's what you do in seventh grade science class). I sat on the front row next to my friend Aaron Ludwig who had
Ridiculous It's Happening Again Bad things are happening with my mind. We all know that this is normal--law school tends to do this to me as the semesters progress (flashback to infamous incidents such as putting soap and laundry in the washer and never starting it as a
The Siblings Accidents, Politics, and Multi-Headed Monsters There is much to say. 1. The car accident: Last week I climbed into my vehicle with 30% of everything I own (a normal day for me--I always find some
Ridiculous The Mud Run Exactly five weeks ago Annette called me and asked whether I wanted to participate in a team 10k race. I agreed, even after she told me that it was called
Ridiculous Deseret News Marathon It is finished. The marathon started at 5:30 in the morning, so naturally the race coordinators demanded that we be loaded into the shuttle busses to head to the starting line by 3:15 AM. This was no big deal, of course, because
Ridiculous A Tragic History of Sports This may surprise you all but I'm not very good at sports. That was actually a huge understatement. And this is probably the thing I am most self-conscious about in life (besides my foot disease). The thing is, I should be at
Ridiculous Oil Change Last week I went somewhere to get my oil changed. There are only 8 things I hate worse than getting my oil changed (8. Moving, 7. My foot disease, 6. Wet locker room floors, 5. Animals, 4. The Blackberry Pearl, 3. Swimming laps in
Ridiculous One Down, Two To Go I am one final in and on the eve of final two. My brain is totally fried and I'm almost past feeling. So business as usual. Beyond the usual stresses of finals, the last couple of weeks have not been a walk
Ridiculous Baked Potato Recall Last week was sort of strange. That is, even without driving two hours north to view a jump-rope show put on by a bunch of kids in bright orange shirts, last week was strange. This had a lot to do with my friend Corey
Ridiculous Losing Friends Fast This should probably be documented. Every year the law school has an Olympic-themed event in the large moot court room at BYU where the members of the three different classes
Ridiculous Water Park Now that I'm mostly fully recovered from last weekend's adventure, I think I may be prepared to tell you about it. Friday night Jason suggested that he, Erin and I go to a local water park early the next morning.
Ridiculous Top 10 Worst Foods I've Had in Moscow 10- Jelly Chocolate Cookie in the Banya: I know, I ate something in the banya. I formally apologize to all of you who I may have offended by my doing so. Normally I would never put something in my mouth that has even flown
Ridiculous Green Grass and Garbage After several horrific weeks of 6:00AM to Midnight, Monday through Saturday crying tears of blood into 2,000 page law books, God decided to give us some sunny warm
Ridiculous Contracts These two girls in my contracts class are making candy necklaces. Gosh I love contracts. String: 20 cents Candy: $2.25 Seeing the looks on their faces when I email
Ridiculous I'm Not Alone My friend Kirsten got halfway through our first class this morning before realizing that she was wearing two very different shoes. It was such a relief for me to find
Ridiculous What Matters Is Love By way of update: Last night I was scouted out by another person who is looking for a roommate online. So far Miss Rita is 2nd only to Georg and his boyfriend who want me to come and live with them in the southern
Ridiculous 7 Days and 5 Hours of Sleep Later It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Last week was the craziest week of my life! And this is coming from someone who had an
The Siblings 1930 Called; Wants Its Phone Back I feel pretty confident in most day-to-day situations; this is probably a result of becoming desensitized through a life full of embarrassing and uncomfortable experiences. One glaring exception to my
Ridiculous Remember When I Said Law School is Like High School? Now you have proof. This is an actual poster hanging up in the law building. And yes, it does say "Who will be Prom King & Queen" at
Ridiculous So I Had A Hallucination Hallucinations: Does anyone know much about these? I'm pretty sure I had a severe hallucination yesterday; my first in fact. My friends will argue that this was at least my second ever since I saw a little boy disappear out of thin
FYI Thanks For Not Being Forward It's time we talk about email forwards. My relationship with any of you who may have sent me any of the following forwards will likely be awkward for a little while. Nothing we can't overcome I'm sure. Over
Ridiculous The Pie Massacre One funny story for you all . . . There is a woman who comes to the bank frequently (at least twice a week). She's about 70 years old and no
Ridiculous IM Convo #2 ~The following was my IMconvo with Krishelle while we were at work today, explaining my strange dream last night that is probably the result of too much school this week. . . McCann, Eli W. says: I had a long dream last night that you got
Ridiculous I KNOW I'm Losing It It's 11:00 PM and I just got home from school and I thought I would share with you something that I just did that should give you an idea of what is happening to my head lately: I started getting undressed
Ridiculous I Can't Stop Watching This http://www.hulu.com/watch/37752/saturday-night-live-the-lawrence-welk-show I hereby preemptively blame my bad grades on this video.
