Emails Emails From Craigslist My roommate Matt is moving out of our apartment at the end of the month (artistic differences) and so is desperately trying to sell his lease. He recently posted it on Craigslist and yesterday got a very interesting email from someone named Ray: _______________________________ -Matt
Ridiculous Technology I belong in 1950. And not a minute later. This is because of technology. I'll explain. Technology and I have a hard time together (I imagine the feelings are one way. But I'm not totally sure that techology is sans
The Siblings The Lost Journal Series: Part VI I'm back with some more entries from 1996. Everything in [brackets] is tonight's commentary. May 20, 1996 (age 12): We are practicing for Romeo and Juliet. In the play I 'm Benvolio and Sam is Romeo. I think we
Law The Lost Journal Series: Part V Welcome back. Enjoy Part V tonight. Again, anything in [brackets] is tonight's commentary. February 19, 1996 (age 11): Today was President's day so we didn't have school so we could celebrate all of the presidents. Except my dad
Ridiculous The Lost Journal Series: Part IV Tonight I bring you Part IV in my ongoing series. Tonight's entries take you through the end of 1995 and into 1996 with additional commentary in [brackets]. [Before I start on the journal entries tonight, I would like to first mention that
Ridiculous The Lost Journal Series: Part III Tonight I bring you part III of my childhood journal entries, full of adventure and enlightenment. Everything in [brackets] is commentary from tonight. August 15, 1995 (age 11): School started yesterday and I am in sixth grade. I have a nice teacher named Mrs.
The Siblings The Lost Journal Series: Part II I now present for you part II of The Lost Journal Series. Again, these are exact passages from my childhood journal. Anything in [brackets] is my current commentary and explanation. Enjoy. December 20, 1994 (age 10): Yo. I'm Eli W. McCann. I&
The Siblings The Lost Journal Series: Part I Recently I rediscovered my childhood after finding a very entertaining pile of journals. After staying up late for a couple of nights in a row to read entry after entry, occasionally looking over my shoulder to make sure nobody was around because of how
The Siblings Apartment Hunting It’s been an interesting few weeks of change here in SLC since I’ve returned and recovered from Euro-trip 2011 (screenplay coming). Since returning home I have moved into a new apartment downtown (where all the hipsters live) in which I have started
Travel Finale It is my last night in Europe, which is probably a good thing as I smell terribly, the entire continent has almost completely run out of kebabs, and I seem to be forgetting English as is evidenced by my very natural use of the
Travel Exodus to Slovenia Since I last left you, I have spent somewhere around 1200 hours on trains. No wait, that can't be right. However many hours it is, it feels like somewhere around 1200. We bought tickets in Rome to Venice several days ago after
Travel More Wandering in Italy Just a quick update tonight since I don't have a lot of time. Matt flew out a few days ago and it was sad to see him go. But he was quickly replaced (not that you could ever be replaced, Matt) by
Travel Padova (Venice), Pisa, and Rome It's been a nice and busy few days since I last wrote. We made it successfully into Padova, as promised, but not without some hilarity on the way. Our train from Salzburg into Padova was a night train. Another night train like
Travel Austria We have travelled quite a bit since I last wrote you. First we had a couple of great days in Prague (or "Praha" as we natives like to call it). For two and a half days we wandered the city, ate some
Ridiculous Krakow: Put Your Hand to the Up When we last left you we were just beginning our "homeless day" in L'viv. We planned to head out of L'viv for Krakow on Wednesday morning but after a very dramatic train/bus ticket buying experience where the
Ridiculous Sleeping With Sergei, L'viv When we last left you we were in Kyiv having a great time with Max and Natalia. We spent a lot of time with both of them and toured a lot of the city (and I mean a LOT--Max may be the fastest walker
Ukraine Finally in Kyiv We made it to Kyiv a couple of days ago after the most miserable day of travel I've ever had in my life (and this is saying something because I've had some pretty miserable travel days in the last few
Ukraine The Bar The bar exam happened yesterday and the day before that. While full of entertaining procedures, I have to say that the test seemed to be run very well. We started early on Tuesday morning as all 500 or so of us spread out on
Ridiculous Spam in the Final Hours Well we're in the final days of battle preparation before we stampede into the great unknown. Three years of rigorous academic competition has now led us to the final hurdle for becoming whatever it is we've been trying to become
The Siblings Snake Infestation Recently my well-meaning sister Krisanda sent me a link to an article that I never should have read. The article was about a snake infestation in a house in southern Idaho. There are about 300 reasons I never should have read this article. Topping
Ridiculous Utah Valley Marathon The Utah Valley Marathon happened yesterday. The race organizers did an incredible job and the weather was perfect. This was my fourth marathon and fortunately my best, in many ways. Nonetheless, it was still chuck full of hilarity (the main reason I put myself
Ridiculous The Way the World Works Have you ever gone to a road race? There is one thing that is certain to happen at literally every single road race that is ever planned: they will not have your shirt size. This is absolutely the case 100% of the time. No
FYI The End of the World In case you hadn't heard yet, the world is ending on May 21st (this coming Saturday). Seehttp://www.wecanknow.com/. These people mean business. When I tried to order a bumper sticker from them this afternoon, I was told that it'
Ridiculous The Public Library I am technically finishing up two jobs right now before I take the bar in July. One is at the Attorney General office and the other is with the professor I've worked with for a few years. She and I are desperately
Law Pomp & Circumstance When I last left you, I was exhausted and wondering how to prepare for a graduation speech. In those few days that have since slipped away, I lived through all of the graduation festivities and moved away from Provo. Commencement happened on Thursday when
