Ollie Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions Apparently Bozo the Clown died. Matt just told me and then scolded me for asking who that is. Which reminds me, I called Skylar "the ol' battleaxe"
Ridiculous Happy Birthday Yesterday was Duncan's birthday. Well, I don't actually know whether that's true. He didn't come with papers or any helpful information, like
Daniel Return to Palau I returned to the United States of God Bless America from Palau just over six years ago WHAT HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE. I've been thinking about Palau a
Podcast Episodes Episode 100: A Goofy Movie This time in Strangerville, Woke Twitter is ready to protect the bears from menial tasks, like driving cars. And Arianna Rees takes the Strangerville Live stage to talk about the miracles her parents performed for her with very few resources. Story A Goofy Movie,
knitting Winter is COMING [psttt. Strangerville Live is this Friday in SLC at 8:00 at Kiln. Get tickets here [https://www.eventbrite.com/e/strangerville-live-tickets-75776773369?fbclid=IwAR0L0AuSvw2yAT6ztsFKtb8SnsWZ-0sYAKZr1oHeBmawype98kcBWZ_lq-E] if you haven't
Strangerville Live Mr. Hooper First of all, come to Strangerville Live THIS FRIDAY. (November 8 at 8:00 PM in Salt Lake City) Look at these hot people who will be telling stories: And
Podcast Episodes Episode 99: Mr. Hooper This time in Strangerville, the Mormons are stalking Eli and Meg will not help. Also, the backstory of the death of Sesame Street’s curmudgeonly shopkeeper. Segment Mr. Hooper, by Eli McCann Production by Eli McCann & Meg Walter http://traffic.libsyn.com/strangerville/
Ridiculous Jack-O-Lantern We carved pumpkins on Tuesday because I'm a go-getter. They were beautiful. True masterpieces. I'm like you, and everyone else ever in the history of the
House Let It Snow We woke up to a snowstorm this morning, which is Skylar's actual vision of heaven. Mine: I'm greeted by a woman making flour tortillas. We become
Ridiculous Queer Eye Look. Do I need glasses? No, I do not. Do I want them? Obviously I do, because they are cute and trendy and I think they make me look smart.
Nostalgia Snuffy This time in Strangerville, we’re sweeping the clouds away. Segment Snuffy, by Eli McCann (with contributions by Nicole Kragt, Alanna Coca, Laura Lacko, Catherine Yepsen, and Brice Laris, and
Podcast Episodes Episode 98: Snuffy This time in Strangerville, we’re sweeping the clouds away. Segment Snuffy, by Eli McCann (with contributions by Nicole Kragt, Alanna Coca, Laura Lacko, Catherine Yepsen, and Brice Laris) Production by Eli McCann & Meg Walter http://traffic.libsyn.com/strangerville/Episode_98_Snuffy_
Ollie Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions I haven't done Pictures & Distractions since before the war so here you go. I know you've been praying for this. You know mamma doesn'
Ridiculous Flu Shot Last week Matt texted me. "I guess you don't even care that I'm DYING." He does this from time to time. Not the dying
Ridiculous First Husband Skylar likes introducing me to people as his "first husband." He did this when we went to get our marriage license. He marched up to the county clerk
Podcast Episodes Episode 97: Detained This time in Strangerville, Eli might be a boomer, but also, so is Meg. Also, a story about getting detained at a border. Story: Detained, by Eli McCann Production by Eli McCann & Meg Walter http://traffic.libsyn.com/strangerville/Episode_97_Detained_2.
Strangerville Live Cleavage Guuuueeeeessss whaaaaaa-aaaaaat. (I sang the above in an opera voice because Sky and I just got back from the opera. When the show started he said there was something really
Ridiculous Power Tools Skylar thinks my feet are disgusting. He's not wrong, but it's still rude of him to say. He wants me to see "a specialist."
Meg Megemy Meg wrote this article [https://www.thebeehive.com/my-best-friends-wedding/] for The Beehive last week and I've been sharing it on the social medias because it's about
Podcast Episodes Episode 96: Water Tsunami This time in Strangerville, Eli got married. And a woman and her 7-year-old niece recount a babysitting nightmare. Story Water Tsunami, by Krishelle McCann & Emrie Produced by Eli McCann & Meg Walter http://traffic.libsyn.com/strangerville/Episode_96_Water_Tsunami_2.mp3
Skylar Wedding Photos I'm just going to dump them on you all at once. Sorrynotsorry if this post breaks your entire computer. All of the below photos of our wedding day
Emily Photos of People Having an Authentic Time at my Wedding I'm going to give you a bunch of details about the wedding with some actual wedding photos, etc. in the coming days. But for now, I want to
Skylar Vows. Alternative Title: Ugly-Crying in Front of a Lot of People By Skylar I put off writing these vows, because I felt so much pressure. I mean, this is a gay wedding: the masses expect at least one uncomfortable musical number.
Ridiculous Objection It just occurred to me that probably no one is going to object at my wedding this week. I bet not one single person is going to emerge from the
Emily In 1968 This time in Strangerville, Salt Lake City will give you a giant flag to help you cross the street. And then a story about fixing up an old bicycle (written