Ridiculous My Mom is Calling Me A quick reminder--I'll be telling a story on The Porch this Saturday in Salt Lake City. I think the show starts around 9:00 PM. We'll be at a venue called Trackside (510 W 200 N). Here's the
Ridiculous BYU Crushes So one Stranger, Cambry, just sent me a screen clipping of the below thing, informing me that I'm on some Facebook Page called "BYU Crushes [https://www.
Ridiculous Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions We are now on day eight or so of Jolyn Metro's "I'm just going to stay tonight" visit. Today I asked her what her
Rebecca An "Overnight" Guest Sometime Last Week Jolyn: I need to be out of my place soon. Can I come stay with you for one night while I'm in transition? Eli: I
Ridiculous Bob and Cathie Intervention A Conversation with Bob and Cathie about being a Grown Up Cathie: Son. Did you really get a speeding ticket a few weeks ago [https://www.itjustgetsstranger.com/2014/05/speeding-ticket.html]? Eli: How did you guys hear about that!? Bob: You posted it
Ridiculous Fourth Grade Science Time I was a pretty weird kid when I was 10. Also a weird teenager from ages 13 to 18. Probably more accurate to say that I was a weird teenager from 13 to present. I really hope that one day puberty fixes this. For
Ridiculous Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions I will forever and always be jet-lagged for as long as I live. I've been home now for about five days but I feel like I've
Ridiculous Krakow and Auschwitz After spending a few wonderful days in L'viv, Brandt and I boarded the midnight train to Krakow, Poland. (A superstar, but he didn't get far). The
Ridiculous Speeding Ticket Sunday, 11:30 PM, on the way to pick someone up at the airport. Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over tonight? Eli: Is it because my hair looks really good and you wanted to find out what product I use? Cop:
The Siblings Muv-ver's Day I have a gigantic extended Mormon family. I remember when I saw that movie "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" ten or so years ago and there was this scene where the protagonist tells her boyfriend, as if to brace him for something
Ironman Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions I have some news that is about to change your lives. Well, maybe not change them. But I suspect that you'll be excited to hear this news. Or
Rebecca Rebecca's Grand Departure Last week living-in-sin-Rebecca ABANDONED me for France. Here's the thing. I knew when she moved in with me that there was an expiration date on our cohabitation. She was going to move to France at the beginning of May to live a
Ironman Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions I'm in a car now with Disney Prince Hair Brandt, pointed toward St. George. I'm not driving! Let's all calm down. I don'
Snapchat Daniel's Snapchat Story Continues I just don't even know anymore. [https://www.itjustgetsstranger.com/content/images/legacy/blogger_eBqFq1L-.png]Note: Daniel's refusal to use effect and affect correctly is
Ridiculous Because WHAT IF PAUL SIMON!? So yesterday was a national day of mourning because YOU GUYS!!! PAUL SIMON!!! Don't worry. He didn't die (for those of you who don't
The Siblings Daniel's Laundry Intervention Daniel flew into Salt Lake City today. He'll be here for only 24 hours. I picked him up at the airport and drove him to my house. My sister, Krishelle, came over for Sunday dinner. Daniel: Eli, does Rebecca do your laundry?
Ironman Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions Good day, my children. One week from tomorrow I'll be racing the half Ironman in St. George. And when I say "racing" I mean "crying
Ridiculous Daniel's Snapchat Saga Continues The other day I posted some Snapchats Daniel had sent me about Trixy and Leotrix. [https://www.itjustgetsstranger.com/2014/04/daniels-easter-snapchats.html] Well, the saga continues. ~It Just Gets
Rebecca Easter Egg Hunts are Basically Just Cleaning On Saturday night I was out relatively late. Don't tell Bob and Cathie. And NEVER YOU MIND what I was doing! None of your business! My personal scandals shall stay personal! Ok. Fine. I fell asleep on a friend's couch
Snapchat Daniel's Easter Snapchats Happy Easter. Daniel sent me the below Snapchats. First of all, I don't understand why Trixy and Leotrix are visiting Daniel without telling me first. Second, I would
Ridiculous Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions Happy Good Friday, all. I hope you have some nice weekend plans that involve bathing your cats with your tongues. Unless you don't have cats, in which case
Rebecca I'M GETTING ATTACKED IN THE STREETS Last night I was in bed at a decent hour, proud of myself for having the self-discipline to get some sleep. [Ring ring] Eli: [groggy voice] hello? Rebecca: I'M GETTING ATTACKED IN THE STREETS! Eli: Who is this? Rebecca: YOU KNOW WHO
Rebecca Under the Sink Last night living-in-sin roommate, Rebecca, and I returned home from Seder. (We apparently think we're Jewish. Shalom!). It was late and I just wanted to go to bed. You guys. I need to tell you something that isn't a very
Ironman Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions Last night I hosted the weekly Survivor party at my place (is anyone out there watching Survivor?). I'm trying to turn the party hosting into a cutthroat competition
Rebecca Rebecca's Allergies Just now my living-in-sin roommate, Rebecca, and I were sitting in the apartment working. Rebecca: I'm allergic to something. Eli: Ok . . . do you want to talk about it? Rebecca: What is this couch made of? Eli: You think you might be allergic
