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The Lost Journal Series Part XIV

I just realized it's been a few years since I gave you a Lost Journal Series entry. I last left off in 1995. It's frankly getting kind of difficult to

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The Lost Journal Series, Part XIII

Today I give you the next edition of The Lost Journal Series. March 14, 1995 (10 years old): If I had to disect a cat I would throw up. Even though I hate cats it would still be sick. I hate disecting things mostly

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The Lost Journal Series: Part XII

It's been a full year since we heard from young Eli. And so today I give you the next edition of The Lost Journal Series. February 23, 1995 (10 years old): The goverment has a lot of responsibilty and it is importent to suport

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The Lost Journal Series, Part XI

Because it's been a while. February 15, 1995 (10 years old): Did you know that if you turn a butterfly from a slug it doesnt turn back and thats why when a persen changes in to a better HUMAN BEING they will never becom

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The Lost Journal Series, Part X

It just seemed like it was time for another edition of The Lost Journal Series. Video and text below: January 12, 1995 (10 years old): I found out resently that my bird can lay EGGS. I found an egg in his birdcage and I

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The Lost Journal Series: Part IX

Today, enjoy another set of journal entries and video from the The Lost Journal Series. Lots of important thoughts in this one. December 8, 1994 (10 years old): Today we had our Histry Fair. I'm going to the Finals so is Kile and Jared.

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The Lost Journal Series: Part VIII

Today I give you the next part in the dramatic series taken directly from my childhood journals. Again, I include a video of my dramatic reading of the below journal entries. I tried recording this video many times but I kept laughing at a

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The Lost Journal Series: Part VII

So here I am sitting in my apartment, drinking waaaaay too much NEVER YOU MIND WHAT I'M DRINKING. Fine. Nonalcoholic black currant juice from the Farmer's Market. But it has a LOT of sugar. Don't tell Bob and Cathie. And I was trying to

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The Lost Journal Series: Part VI

I'm back with some more entries from 1996. Everything in [brackets] is tonight's commentary. May 20, 1996 (age 12): We are practicing for Romeo and Juliet. In the play I 'm Benvolio and Sam is Romeo. I think we are pretty good. I'm sure

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The Lost Journal Series: Part V

Welcome back. Enjoy Part V tonight. Again, anything in [brackets] is tonight's commentary. February 19, 1996 (age 11): Today was President's day so we didn't have school so we could celebrate all of the presidents. Except my dad said that we don't celebrate the

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The Lost Journal Series: Part IV

Tonight I bring you Part IV in my ongoing series. Tonight's entries take you through the end of 1995 and into 1996 with additional commentary in [brackets]. [Before I start on the journal entries tonight, I would like to first mention that at the

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The Lost Journal Series: Part III

Tonight I bring you part III of my childhood journal entries, full of adventure and enlightenment. Everything in [brackets] is commentary from tonight. August 15, 1995 (age 11): School started yesterday and I am in sixth grade. I have a nice teacher named Mrs.

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The Lost Journal Series: Part II

I now present for you part II of The Lost Journal Series. Again, these are exact passages from my childhood journal. Anything in [brackets] is my current commentary and explanation. Enjoy. December 20, 1994 (age 10): Yo. I'm Eli W. McCann. I'm in Jr.

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The Lost Journal Series: Part I

Recently I rediscovered my childhood after finding a very entertaining pile of journals. After staying up late for a couple of nights in a row to read entry after entry, occasionally looking over my shoulder to make sure nobody was around because of how

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