Emails Hippie School Emails Recently I met someone who works at something called a "Montessori" school. He gave me a very long explanation for what this is but basically it's
Ridiculous Keys on Main Every time I hang out with my friend John Michael I end up in an odd situation that takes a surprising amount of time to exit. Friday was no exception. I had gone over to his house mid-evening. He was watching a football game.
Ollie Pictures from my Phone and Weekly Distractions Rebecca is in town. I know this because she stormed into my house today, rearranged everything in it, told me every possible fact about her life, and then left in
Ollie Roll-top Desk It was Labor Day on Monday so Matt, Ollie, and I decided we should labor. We made a stop at Home Depot, where all 7 billion of Earth's
Ollie Praise Be To Alanna I have been relatively clear here that I am basically incompetent when it comes to technology or what the kids are calling "The Internets." And this is pathetic because I have maintained this blog for nearly 8 years now (OH MY GOSH
Peru Machu Picchu and Lake Titicaca By way of brief update, we made our way to Puno, Peru, and set sail on Lake Titicaca. Also known as the North Pole. Because it is so freaking cold
The Siblings High in Peru I write to you now from somewhere around 12,000 feet high in the middle of nowhere Peru. And I mean "high" in terms of altitude. And not
Rebecca Mono I was standing in line at Starbucks on Thursday morning to get some pumpkin bread BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND I CAN EAT PUMPKIN FLAVORED FOODS WHENEVER I WANT SO BACK OFF. I somehow accidentally pocket Facetimed Rebecca and she answered before I could
Ollie Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions Someone mistakenly parked in my assigned spot in the underground parking at the office and then left the country for the rest of the month. I informed the relevant people
Ollie The Ten Most Annoying Instagram Posts I'll start this off by admitting that I am a regular and unapologetic offender of at least some of these things on my own Instagram account [https://instagram.
Church Kirtland A friend had told me that Cleveland is apparently only like 20 minutes from a town called Kirtland and when I heard this I acted like I had won the
Ollie Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions This week I ventured off to Cleveland. Before doing so Bob and Cathie informed me that I would certainly die. I didn't take this very seriously because they
The Siblings Flat Tire Ring ring Eli: Yes, sister? Krishelle: Well I don't know what else to do. Everything is a mess. Eli: Want to go back a little and give me some context? Krishelle: I'm under an overpass and I'm probably
Ironman Water Heater I went for a run this weekend even though I made a solemn promise to all of you and to the universe that after Ironman Boulder I would never exercise again. But as it turns out, my body be doing crazy things lately. I
Emma Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions I got a haircut today NOT THAT I EVER NEED A HAIRCUT BECAUSE MY HAIR NATURALLY GROWS TO THE PERFECT LENGTH AND THEN STOPS. Anyway, I walked the four blocks
Ridiculous Best Assistant Ever Brianne: Did you notice that I folded all of the clothes scattered about your office and put them in neat piles? Eli: That large stack of sweaters is all mine? Brianne: Yes. They've been collecting here for about 2 years. Eli: Oh.
Ridiculous Golfing There was this big golf tournament with the firm and some clients last summer and I had experienced an excessive amount of anxiety over this because I, Eli Whittlebottom McCann, do not golf. You guys. First of all. I think golf is the most
Ironman Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions Now that Ironman training is really, truly over for the first time in several years, I'm not quite sure what to do with myself anymore. I mean, there&
Ironman Ironman Boulder, 2015 Young Wade and I stayed with my childhood best friend Sam who lives just outside of Boulder. I dragged Young Wade out of bed at the witching hour on Friday
Ironman Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more. Young Wade and I shall set sail for Boulder, dark and far too early Friday morning. Years of anticipation and preparation,
Ironman Heart Monitors I wore the heart monitor for ten long days, just like I was instructed. I slept with it. I ate with it. I watched an excessive amount of TV with it. It's basically the longest and most healthy relationship I've
Ironman Pioneer Day Catastrophes I hadn't planned on working Friday because PIONEER DAY. The pioneers would not want me to work on the greatest holiday of all time and I'm respectful to their wishes because I was raised right. Hashtag Bob and Cathie grinding
Ridiculous THE GREATEST DAY OF THE YEAR! You guys. Are you sitting down? Are you in a padded room? Have you taken your Xanax? Is there someone around to restrain you? You guys! PIONEER DAY IS THIS
Emails Emails with a Tickler Last week one Stranger named Kate sent me the below Craigslist ad: To: Craigslist Tickler From: June Snapple Subject: **Seeking ticklish women!! Pays cash!!** Dear Craigslist Tickler, Are you still
Emma Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions Last weekend I went on a much needed road trip to Jackson Wyoming with my home girls Anna and Emma. We also stopped in the-middle-of-nowhere-Idaho on the way to Jackson
