Ridiculous Paparazzi You guys, I had my five seconds of fame yesterday. I was wandering down Main Street, minding my business, politely singing Jenny From The Block quietly and to myself, when
Ridiculous The Porch, Fear Excuse me. But I guess I'M A TECHNOLOGY GENIUS! Because I just basically technologied all over the entire Internet to bring you today's post. A while back the three most recent Youtube videos of my stories on The Porch were
Ollie Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions Y'all. Lee emailed me about the relative finder thing to tell me he finally figured out how to use it because apparently he didn't really know
Ironman Water Heater I went for a run this weekend even though I made a solemn promise to all of you and to the universe that after Ironman Boulder I would never exercise again. But as it turns out, my body be doing crazy things lately. I
Rebecca Blog Comments More often than you might expect I get emails from blog readers who are curious about how I feel about the comments on Stranger. My friends and family are constantly asking me about this, too. "Don't you think it's
Emma Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions Happy Friday, one and all. Tonight I saw Rebecca and her sister hauling her bed out of my home. Now it's quiet. TOO quiet. I have a feeling
Rebecca Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions Jolyn returned to the United States of God Bless America and a few days ago I FINALLY got to see her. Jolyn: Eli Whittle McCann. WHY have you insisted on
Rebecca The Porch: Korean Bathhouse It's a happy day. We finally got the video from the most recent show at The Porch uploaded on what the kids are calling "the Youtubes." A huge thanks to Jolyn for filming it and Kyle for uploading it. You
Jolyn As Quickly As She Came Sunday morning. Eli: Where are you going? Jolyn: Who? Me? Eli: Yes. You. The only person here with me. Jolyn: Oh. I'm just heading out for a minute. Eli: I see. And why do you have the suitcase? Jolyn: Oh this old
Ridiculous My Mom is Calling Me A quick reminder--I'll be telling a story on The Porch this Saturday in Salt Lake City. I think the show starts around 9:00 PM. We'll be at a venue called Trackside (510 W 200 N). Here's the
Ridiculous BYU Crushes So one Stranger, Cambry, just sent me a screen clipping of the below thing, informing me that I'm on some Facebook Page called "BYU Crushes [https://www.
Nostalgia A Little Look Back Exciting announcement: The Porch invited me back to tell a story this Saturday evening in Salt Lake City. We've escaped Provo! We'll be at a venue
Ridiculous Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions We are now on day eight or so of Jolyn Metro's "I'm just going to stay tonight" visit. Today I asked her what her
Rebecca An "Overnight" Guest Sometime Last Week Jolyn: I need to be out of my place soon. Can I come stay with you for one night while I'm in transition? Eli: I
Ridiculous Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions Happy Good Friday, all. I hope you have some nice weekend plans that involve bathing your cats with your tongues. Unless you don't have cats, in which case
Ironman Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions Last night I hosted the weekly Survivor party at my place (is anyone out there watching Survivor?). I'm trying to turn the party hosting into a cutthroat competition
Ridiculous Encounters with Strangers You guys, I have a million things to tell you. I feel like we are so behind on one another's lives right now. There's so much gossip floating around in my head. But I don't have time to
Ridiculous April Fools' Day Jolyn Metro is the worst human being who has ever lived. Yesterday afternoon I had noticed that things seemed far too quiet for April Fools' Day. Nothing had really
Ironman State of the Union, Spring About six months ago I moved back from Palau to the United States of God Bless America. And when I did, I had a hard time updating you all on
Ridiculous Owls Last Thursday I got a text from Jolyn. "Eli, could you please accompany me to something tonight?" I know better than to ever accept any invitation from Jolyn
Ridiculous I'm Going to Need to See Some I.D. On Friday night I stopped by Jolyn's place because it's been too quiet recently and that always makes me nervous. When I got there she coughed at my face and told me she was dying. As you know, I can&
Emails Dear Marsha I know that this month I haven't been the most consistent blogger of all time. My life has been a roller coaster in January and it's been difficult to keep up with a lot of things, including Stranger. And now
Ridiculous Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions It's the middle of the night and I'm sitting here in my office because I suddenly seem to have a million things to do in my
Mexico 2013 I just read the 2012 wrap-up post. I read about how it was my best year. About how our past can be an asset or a liability depending on how we use it. About how if we are living the right way, the best
The Siblings Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions Merry Christmas, all. It's been snowing here. There is great misery in all the land. My best friend Corey is coming into town today for a wedding. I
