Matt The Year of Productivity I realized some time ago that New Year’s resolutions work as well for me as they do for most people. I embrace them enthusiastically on January first and then
Pictures from my phone Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions My new best friend/neighbor has 100 billion potted plants in her backyard and since I'm now house sitting for her (you thought I was joking about this)
The Perfects Hi. I'm Your New Neighbor. I walked two houses down the hill to greet my neighbor, a blonde woman, age 50 or so, who rivals The Perfects in magazine-cover landscaping and lawn care. It was
Ollie The Magical World of Broome Bungalow The Broome Bungalow project (Matt's house) is finally about to hit "move-in" date. And everyone is looking forward to this more than any child has ever
Ollie Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions Mr. Pants is sleeping over at my house right now because we love each other and we don't care who knows it. Last night I tried to take
Ollie Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions Today Brianne told me that I was being moody again and that maybe I needed to get my hormones checked out so I foolishly started arguing with her and in
Ollie Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions My law firm is currently the in process of moving to another building and we were supposed to pack everything in these boxes so the movers can come and move
Ollie Mr. Ollie Pants's Birthday This week it was Mr. Pants's birthday. So Matt texted me and gave me some birthday party info and said that Mr. Pants specifically requested that I be
The Perfects Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions Yesterday I was standing in line for a full eternity to get a burrito because burritos. After about 28 minutes, I noticed that the person in line in front of
Ollie Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions Matt brought two birthday presents to my house yesterday and said one was from him and one was from Mr. Pants. He assured me that Mr. Pants thought for a
Ironman What Even is Punctuation?!?!~~ I'm skipping Pictures and Distractions this week because all of the sudden it's May 5th which means I have to leave at like negative 5:00
Ollie Broome Bungalow Recently Matt bought a new house. And when I say "new," I mean "super old and disgusting." I swear to you he was purposefully looking for
Quinn Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions I've been listening to Hamilton non-stop for 72 hours and now all of my thoughts are happening in rap. But then when I try to talk it just
Ollie Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions Cathie: Why do you always say "not that I know what that means, Cathie" on your blog? Eli: I'm covering myself so I don't
The Perfects Thank You For Being A Friend! A quick note before we get into today's story: A huge thanks to the hundreds of you who have joined us over at Imzy so far. It has
Matt Imzy: Because We Are Now Hipsters [https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-a3ophiFyIMc/Vu4Sp6buBJI/AAAAAAAADpY/okuqAulK7uALB1hWhk6VZd846SKfCcJng/s1600/JuneSnapple-shirt-mockup.jpg] You need to read all the way through this post to find out how to get this shirt.
Ollie Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions When I was in Spanish class in 8th grade Senorita Legos made us watch the film "E.T" in Spanish and the only thing I remember from that
Ollie The World's Ugliest Fireplace My house is 90 years old. It is older than your grandma. Unless your grandma is older than 90. In which case, I'm sorry I lied. And disrespected
Ollie 1:00 On A Weekday I worked late on Thursday night in an attempt to meet a few early Friday morning deadlines. By the time Friday morning hit, I was relatively burned out with work.
Ollie Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions Sometimes Stranger becomes something I never really imagined before. Like that time that I made a joke about genealogy and then we all did family history work and established that
Ridiculous Nirvana A couple of weeks ago my friend Kate told me that she found a free meditation class near our houses and she thought it would be a good idea for me to go to it. And I was like, "I DON'T
Wade Fuller House Came Out and It's Even Worse than You Imagined Where to even begin. When Netflix said they were producing a season of a Full House reboot, we all quit our jobs to make sure there would be no distractions
Wade Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions So I made a joke earlier this week about making t-shirts and a bunch of you actually seemed interested in this so I learned how to use the Internets and
Rebecca A Terrorist Plot First of all, I want to thank all of you for your amazing support of Strangerville, the podcast Jolyn and I kicked off last week [https://www.itjustgetsstranger.com/2016/
Ridiculous Haterz Gonna Hate Matt: You should make t-shirts. Eli: Like, for my job? Matt: For Stranger. Eli: Oh. Well I did that once but then I stopped. Matt: Why did you stop? Eli: Because lazy. Matt: Because lazy is why you do a lot of things. Eli:
