Ollie Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions I haven't done Pictures & Distractions since before the war so here you go. I know you've been praying for this. You know mamma doesn'
Essays Lagoon: Disneyland, But Damper My friend Hannah and I started a tradition some time ago of getting season passes every year and we both think the other would be devastated if we stopped doing this so neither of us has backed out.
Ridiculous Flu Shot Last week Matt texted me. "I guess you don't even care that I'm DYING." He does this from time to time. Not the dying
Ridiculous First Husband Skylar likes introducing me to people as his "first husband." He did this when we went to get our marriage license. He marched up to the county clerk
Strangerville Live Cleavage Guuuueeeeessss whaaaaaa-aaaaaat. (I sang the above in an opera voice because Sky and I just got back from the opera. When the show started he said there was something really
Ridiculous Power Tools Skylar thinks my feet are disgusting. He's not wrong, but it's still rude of him to say. He wants me to see "a specialist."
Meg Megemy Meg wrote this article [https://www.thebeehive.com/my-best-friends-wedding/] for The Beehive last week and I've been sharing it on the social medias because it's about
Skylar Wedding Photos I'm just going to dump them on you all at once. Sorrynotsorry if this post breaks your entire computer. All of the below photos of our wedding day
Emily Photos of People Having an Authentic Time at my Wedding I'm going to give you a bunch of details about the wedding with some actual wedding photos, etc. in the coming days. But for now, I want to
Skylar Vows. Alternative Title: Ugly-Crying in Front of a Lot of People By Skylar I put off writing these vows, because I felt so much pressure. I mean, this is a gay wedding: the masses expect at least one uncomfortable musical number.
Ridiculous Objection It just occurred to me that probably no one is going to object at my wedding this week. I bet not one single person is going to emerge from the
Emily In 1968 This time in Strangerville, Salt Lake City will give you a giant flag to help you cross the street. And then a story about fixing up an old bicycle (written
Skylar Silly to be Afraid I'm getting married next week. That's really strange. I started this blog in 2007. I did it to "house my thoughts, especially the strange ones.
Ollie Homohood of the Traveling T-Shirt I got in trouble tonight. We went to Matt's house to pick up Duncan because he and Ollie have been on a 7-day back-and-forth sleepover date. We pass
Ollie Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions What a week. Duncan is sitting here on the couch with me. We are watching tv. Sort of. He's more focused on a bone and I'm
Skylar Wedding Gifts I can't tell if it's tacky to talk about this so obviously I'm going to err on the side of being tacky and talk
Ollie Horses On Saturday we decided to take Ollie and Duncan for a hike. We drove to the Uintas an hour and a half from Salt Lake City and found an 8-mile
Ridiculous Cable For a while I've been the last person in America paying for cable. This is fitting, since I was the last person in America to start paying for
Ridiculous Strangerhood of the Traveling Snuggie Part 1 Our Snuggie has been on an adventure. It would be rude for me to keep this to myself. Please enjoy some highlights. [https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-1MNdLIYnBHY/XW2PQopMyVI/AAAAAAAAq9Y/
Ridiculous Recurring Dreams When I was around 6 I started having this recurring nightmare where my entire family sat on a couch together, Simpsons style, staring out this glass door that led to
Ridiculous Door-to-Door Today, my story from our most recent Strangerville Live. Check it out on Strangerville--written version below: This time in Strangerville, a discussion about “Oh, The Places You’ll Go.” Then
Ridiculous Neck Pillow I don't travel well. Truly. I'm talking about the actual act of traveling. Not being in a different place. I like that part, mostly. Depending on
Church To Be Seen I kept myself busy throughout my life as a coping mechanism. If I was too busy to stop and think, I would be too busy to be afraid. If I
Ridiculous REAMS. Eventually I moved away from my parents' home. I grew up and changed. My parents changed. You changed. Everyone changed. Except for REAMS. REAMS stayed exactly the same.
Ridiculous A Night of Rage Clint Betts runs The Beehive so he's basically our big scary boss. We made him tell a story at Strangerville Live, and this might be the funniest thing
