Ollie Ineffective Superhero It was rush hour at the time, which is what made the thing I saw so much more dramatic. I was driving home from work last week after a very long and stressful day. I had just spent the last hour or two in
Ollie The Top Ten Most Viewed Stranger Posts of 2015 As the year starts to come to a close, I decided to bring you another year in review. I went through Stranger's posts of 2015 and picked out
Ollie Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions Tonight I was at a concert with my family. Part-way through Cathie asked if I wanted any gum. Then she opened her purse and it was filled almost to capacity
Ollie Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions I texted Rebecca yesterday to tell her that I decided not to eat gluten this week in order to prove to her that gluten allergies aren't real. She
Ollie Christmas Sweaters Recently I told you about how I went to IKEA [https://www.itjustgetsstranger.com/2015/11/ikea-is-where-happiness-goes-to-die.html] even though it is the worst place in the history of all
Ollie Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions Matt texted me yesterday and told me that Stranger "looks like Microsoft 1995" and that this was unacceptable and I should be ashamed of myself and shouldn'
Ollie Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions You guys. Mr. Pants is coming to sleep over at my house starting tonight for the WHOLE weekend! He is so excited and has been texting me all day. We
Ollie IKEA is Where Happiness Goes to Die I’ve mentioned to you before that the stairway to my basement is basically one of those caves from The Descent. To get through it, you have to lie upside-down at a 45 degree angle, suck in your stomach, and have someone slowly lower
Ollie Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions I'm about to get on a red eye flight to NYC (prayers be with me). Matt has spent his evening wandering the valley with me collecting IKEA furniture
Wade Jodi Last week was John Michael's birthday so we decided to throw him a Halloween-themed birthday party at my house because I refuse to treat any of my 30-something-year-old
Wade Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions Happy weekend, one and all. I'm lying on the floor. Eating candy. And now, your Pictures and Distractions: [http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Ek7IRV_CuT0/ViACnzwJqnI/AAAAAAAAC_Y/
Ollie Let Them Eat Cake On Friday night I went to Matt's house. I like going there because WHAT IF MR. OLLIE PANTS, but also because, as a southern gentleman, Matt always inexplicably
Ollie Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions Y'all. Lee emailed me about the relative finder thing to tell me he finally figured out how to use it because apparently he didn't really know
Grandma Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions This has been one of the strangest weeks in Stranger history. And I'm including (you know what's coming) the time that all of the angry moms
Ollie Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions Rebecca texted me at some ungodly hour this morning to inform me that she can't leave to go back to Washington DC until she sees me. So I
Wade Birthing a Mattress I've basically been sleeping on one of those Flintstone beds for the past few years. Just a very uncomfortable slab of bumpy rock. Except, worse even. If I so much as contemplate rolling over in it, the mattress squeaks so loudly that
Ollie Pictures from my Phone and Weekly Distractions Rebecca is in town. I know this because she stormed into my house today, rearranged everything in it, told me every possible fact about her life, and then left in
Ollie Roll-top Desk It was Labor Day on Monday so Matt, Ollie, and I decided we should labor. We made a stop at Home Depot, where all 7 billion of Earth's
Ollie Praise Be To Alanna I have been relatively clear here that I am basically incompetent when it comes to technology or what the kids are calling "The Internets." And this is pathetic because I have maintained this blog for nearly 8 years now (OH MY GOSH
Ollie Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions Someone mistakenly parked in my assigned spot in the underground parking at the office and then left the country for the rest of the month. I informed the relevant people
Ollie The Ten Most Annoying Instagram Posts I'll start this off by admitting that I am a regular and unapologetic offender of at least some of these things on my own Instagram account [https://instagram.
Ollie Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions This week I ventured off to Cleveland. Before doing so Bob and Cathie informed me that I would certainly die. I didn't take this very seriously because they
Ironman Water Heater I went for a run this weekend even though I made a solemn promise to all of you and to the universe that after Ironman Boulder I would never exercise again. But as it turns out, my body be doing crazy things lately. I
Emma Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions I got a haircut today NOT THAT I EVER NEED A HAIRCUT BECAUSE MY HAIR NATURALLY GROWS TO THE PERFECT LENGTH AND THEN STOPS. Anyway, I walked the four blocks
Ironman Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions Now that Ironman training is really, truly over for the first time in several years, I'm not quite sure what to do with myself anymore. I mean, there&
