Ollie Our Snowy Graveyard Last week we went to Vancouver Washington for Thanksgiving. Skylar grew up there and all of his family still lives in Vancouver or across the river in Portland so the
EMBARRASSING HR I haven't talked about her for a while, but rest assured, Herminda is still around. I know she's still around because she saw me naked today. Twice. For those unfamiliar, a few years ago I "hired" someone to
Ridiculous Happy Birthday Yesterday was Duncan's birthday. Well, I don't actually know whether that's true. He didn't come with papers or any helpful information, like
Daniel Return to Palau I returned to the United States of God Bless America from Palau just over six years ago WHAT HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE. I've been thinking about Palau a
knitting Winter is COMING [psttt. Strangerville Live is this Friday in SLC at 8:00 at Kiln. Get tickets here [https://www.eventbrite.com/e/strangerville-live-tickets-75776773369?fbclid=IwAR0L0AuSvw2yAT6ztsFKtb8SnsWZ-0sYAKZr1oHeBmawype98kcBWZ_lq-E]
Ridiculous Jack-O-Lantern We carved pumpkins on Tuesday because I'm a go-getter. They were beautiful. True masterpieces. I'm like you, and everyone else ever in the history of
House Let It Snow We woke up to a snowstorm this morning, which is Skylar's actual vision of heaven. Mine: I'm greeted by a woman making flour tortillas. We become
Nostalgia Snuffy This time in Strangerville, we’re sweeping the clouds away. Segment Snuffy, by Eli McCann (with contributions by Nicole Kragt, Alanna Coca, Laura Lacko, Catherine Yepsen, and Brice Laris, and
Ollie Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions I haven't done Pictures & Distractions since before the war so here you go. I know you've been praying for this. You know mamma doesn'
Ridiculous Flu Shot Last week Matt texted me. "I guess you don't even care that I'm DYING." He does this from time to time. Not the dying
Ridiculous First Husband Skylar likes introducing me to people as his "first husband." He did this when we went to get our marriage license. He marched up to the county clerk
Strangerville Live Cleavage Guuuueeeeessss whaaaaaa-aaaaaat. (I sang the above in an opera voice because Sky and I just got back from the opera. When the show started he said there was something
Ridiculous Power Tools Skylar thinks my feet are disgusting. He's not wrong, but it's still rude of him to say. He wants me to see "a specialist."
Meg Megemy Meg wrote this article [https://www.thebeehive.com/my-best-friends-wedding/] for The Beehive last week and I've been sharing it on the social medias because it&
Skylar Wedding Photos I'm just going to dump them on you all at once. Sorrynotsorry if this post breaks your entire computer. All of the below photos of our wedding day
Emily Photos of People Having an Authentic Time at my Wedding I'm going to give you a bunch of details about the wedding with some actual wedding photos, etc. in the coming days. But for now, I want to
Skylar Vows. Alternative Title: Ugly-Crying in Front of a Lot of People By Skylar I put off writing these vows, because I felt so much pressure. I mean, this is a gay wedding: the masses expect at least one uncomfortable musical number.
Emily In 1968 This time in Strangerville, Salt Lake City will give you a giant flag to help you cross the street. And then a story about fixing up an old bicycle (written
Skylar Silly to be Afraid I'm getting married next week. That's really strange. I started this blog in 2007. I did it to "house my thoughts, especially the strange ones.
Ollie Homohood of the Traveling T-Shirt I got in trouble tonight. We went to Matt's house to pick up Duncan because he and Ollie have been on a 7-day back-and-forth sleepover
Ollie Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions What a week. Duncan is sitting here on the couch with me. We are watching tv. Sort of. He's more focused on a bone and I'm
Skylar Wedding Gifts I can't tell if it's tacky to talk about this so obviously I'm going to err on the side of being tacky and talk
Ridiculous Cable For a while I've been the last person in America paying for cable. This is fitting, since I was the last person in America to start paying for
Ridiculous Recurring Dreams When I was around 6 I started having this recurring nightmare where my entire family sat on a couch together, Simpsons style, staring out this glass door that led to
Ridiculous Neck Pillow I don't travel well. Truly. I'm talking about the actual act of traveling. Not being in a different place. I like that part, mostly. Depending on
