Ollie Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions Skylar: Why did you just pour half a bag of grated cheese into that? Eli: Because it's mac & cheese. Duh. Skylar: You do realize that the box
Brianne How Do You Overcome Anxiety? [https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-WUMQtJac6XY/WAcI8ABmliI/AAAAAAAAEuA/wbNluZm81uIJIKHMkNTJimvklve6uVVCACLcB/s1600/013.JPG] Oh, to be Mr. Pants.The other day I told you about my anxiety attack in the middle
The Perfects Episode 9: The World of Fear You guuuuu-uuuuuys. (I hope you read that the way I said it when I typed it. And yes, I do read everything I write out loud as I'm
Podcast Episodes Episode 9: The World of Fear In this episode of Strangerville we explore stories about fear to ring in Strangerville’s first Halloween. A five-year-old regales us with tale of a hairy toe. A woman wakes up on a basement floor, alone and terrified, somewhere in Thailand. And a family
Ollie This Might Be My Last Post This might be my last post because I am so so sick. Like, exorcist girl during the the swine flu year at a daycare sick. I don't even
Ridiculous Lost Millennials So the other day I posted that thing about how Skylar orders food the wrong way [https://www.itjustgetsstranger.com/2016/10/how-to-order-thai-food.html] and needs to be severely reprimanded
Ridiculous How to Order Thai Food Ring ring Woman: Thai restaurant, can I help you? Skylar: Yes, you can, thank you. Woman: Ok . . . how can I help you? Skylar: Well, my friend and I would like
Podcast Episodes Shorts: Debate Coverage Eli and Jolyn analyze the most important parts of the recent presidential debate. http://traffic.libsyn.com/strangerville/Short_Debate_1.mp3
Ollie Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions So I'm on a layover in the Phoenix airport right now and I have a bag of Swedish Fish, because candy. And there's this guy/kid
Ridiculous Jolyn is a Kindergarten Teacher Jolyn is a kindergarten teacher, which means she is responsible for our children. This is not a drill, people. Jolyn Metro is responsible for America's children. Can you
Wade Halloween Costumes I love Halloween like a fat kid loves cake. And when I was a child I was actually pretty creative when it came to Halloween costumes. I got this gene
Podcast Episodes Shorts: Korean Bathhouse This week on Strangerville Shorts, Eli tells a story live at The Porch about a time he wandered a foreign airport naked, searching for his clothes. http://traffic.libsyn.com/strangerville/Short_Korean_Bathhouse.mp3
Ridiculous Our Next President The silver-haired nearly-naked senior citizen on the podium instructed me to fold my body into such an unnatural position that I think she could be charged with attempted homicide. I
Ridiculous Norwegian Ridgebacks This weekend I was in Portland and I went hiking with Skylar and THE WORLD'S MOST WHINY DOG. I'm not kidding you about this dog. I
Ollie Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions I found out that the best way to get Matt to do something is to text him and act as though he already committed to that thing. So just a
Ollie The Perfect Storm Rebecca got married on Friday and Saturday. Notice I said Friday AND Saturday. I say this, because this person who told me she just wanted to elope had a TWO-DAY
Rebecca Episode 8: The World of Discovery After Jolyn's many unsuccessful attempts at entering the witness protection program to get away from me, I found her and forced her to produce this month's
Podcast Episodes Episode 8: The World of Discovery This time in Strangerville we hear stories from people who leave home and discover new things about themselves. A New Yorker quits her job and finds herself a few months later walking the Camino de Santiago. A drama teacher has a close call hiking
Ollie Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions Yesterday I came home from work and there was enough wedding picnic crap in my house to host all of the wedding picnics Rebecca will ever have in her entire
Rebecca Wedding Picnics This weekend is Rebecca's wedding, which she purposefully planned at the exact times that I have eleventy other commitments. And because Rebecca insists on being a complication in
Emily I. Went. Camping. A couple of weeks ago I got to thinking about how much I hate camping and how I don't trust anyone who claims to like it because it&
Podcast Episodes Shorts: Hospital Bohdan This week on Strangerville Shorts, Eli tells the story of his 2004 Ukrainian appendectomy. http://traffic.libsyn.com/strangerville/Short_Hospital_Bohdan.mp3
Ridiculous The 19 Steps of Building IKEA Furniture By Skylar Westerdahl I secretly think there is a small masochistic part of everyone. A tiny desire to make our physical lives match the twisting turmoil that lies within. Or
Life A Colorado Wedding My childhood best friend Sam asked me a few weeks ago to officiate his wedding in Colorado, a wedding that happened on Saturday. Obviously I immediately began preparing FOR MY
Ollie Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions Brianne: AND DON'T YOU DARE STEP OUT OF THIS OFFICE UNTIL ALL OF YOUR CLOTHES ARE PICKED UP OFF THE FLOOR!!!! Eli: What does it matter? They'
