House Yard-Life Crisis Skylar and I had a midlife crisis about our yard and in the last two weeks we have used all of your college funds to toil and labor our Earth.
Ridiculous Zebra Down Strangerville Live last Friday was amazing ifwedosaysoourselves. A million thank yous for helping us pack the house and have really one of the most fun evenings of my life. Also,
Ollie Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions It's about 24 hours before our show. I told Meg and Jolyn I don't know what to wear so they've been having me text
Ridiculous Jaws! The other night I watched Jaws and I decided to live Tweet my experience and I'm feeling lazy and some of you still refuse to follow me on
Duncan The Alexa (I know. I KNOW. I'm a broken record. But this is the last week. Strangerville Live is THIS FRIDAY. Please come. Meg is telling an embarrassing story. And
The Siblings 8 Seconds of Heaven My sister Krisanda called me last week and left a voicemail to invite me to a school function for my niece, Kate. It was an assembly, with music. Kate is in the fourth grade. I assume this was the Utah celebratory history assembly—the
Daniel Life is Always Sunny in Palau For Strangerville this week I decided to share a story about Palau. The written version of the story may be found below. Please enjoy. And also, don't forget
Duncan And That's OK We're out on the patio. Skylar is studying. He decided to pursue a masters degree in the summers because apparently he's not sufficiently exhausted by medical
Ridiculous Britney Spears, Crossroads (Hola. Strangerville Live is on July 12. I had a dream last night that I fell asleep during the show and when I woke up everyone had already left and
Pictures from my phone Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions Hola. This is a reminder that we've got a Strangerville Live show coming up on July 12. Get your tickets at this link [https://www.meetup.com/thebeehivelivehq/
Work How picking up the phone has saved me. I have a new thing: I call people when they send me angry emails at work instead of replying to the email. Truly, for me, the most exhausting part of
Strangerville Live Like getting bought by Google Last month Meg called me and said The Beehive [https://www.thebeehive.com/] wanted to take over Strangerville Live and I was like HOW COULD YOU THIS IS OUR BABY
Meg Return of the Strangerhood of the Traveling Snuggie Three things: First, look how organized I am making lists and stuff I'M AMAZING SHOWER ME WITH COMPLIMENTS AND GOLD. Second, my friend Andrea listened to the Strangerville
The Siblings Connie Crochet I was about 7 when I spent my first ever one-on-one quality time with grandma on my mom's side. At least, that's the first
Ollie Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions You guys--people are mad right now and I can't hold them off any longer. All of a sudden in the last couple of weeks I've
Ridiculous Back to School Months and months ago I was sitting at home one evening when suddenly I decided I should enroll in school. To be honest, wine was involved. NotThatWeKnowWhatWineIs. I googled "
Ridiculous This is why I'm so careful about responding to your comments. I met Meg because we both told stories at The Porch back in 2014. She was funny and I immediately wanted to be friends with her. We ran into each
Grandma Farm House I know this is the last thing I need in my life right now, but you guys. On Sunday Bob and Cathie drove me and Skylar and my sister Krishelle
Strangerville 35th Birthday Surprise Skylar told me he had a surprise for my 35th birthday and I was exceptionally concerned about this because look. I love that man. But, his surprises are sometimes terrifying.
Ollie Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions It's been raining in Salt Lake for eleventy days and #We'reThankfulForTheMoisture but the problem is I now have a mushroom garden in my entire lawn and
Ridiculous Mean Girls Someone taught Matt how to use the internet so now he's employed one of them what-the-kids-are-calling "apps" to turn all of us
Essays No, It's Not Some Fever Dream; Saturday's Warrior Really Happened. I wondered how hard it would be to find it, and whether I would have to also locate a VCR if ever I wanted to watch it again. I was in luck.
Ridiculous Petitions Ok look. Game of Thrones is ending tonight and I feel like I've been very patient with its existence because the HBO boobs bring y'all so
EMBARRASSING I really can't go back to this gym again. For real this time. You guys. There's a gym right next to my office so most days I take some time in the afternoon to go workout and get all swole and
Ridiculous The Zion Face The other day I wrote that thing about hiking in God's Costco with Skylar last weekend. I shared some pictures and of course expected you, my adoring fans,
