Ollie Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions I do this plug from time to time because I'm needy and I like attention and compliments: apparently the internet gods treat you differently when you receive positive
Corey Provo's Most Eligible My best friend from law school, Corey, moved to New York City a bunch of years ago. I'm eternally indebted to her ever since she saved my life
Ridiculous Prison Steps The steps leading up to my house are what we in the business call "a mess." I'm not sure what business we have or why we
Ridiculous Carrots There was a man at the Harmon's grocery store down the street from me who LOST HIS MIND over carrots last Sunday. I was at the store to
Ollie We have Photoshop so now we're ALL going to college. Because I STILL cannot stop reading and talking about the college admissions scam stuff, I tweeted the other day > Could someone out there help photoshop my face onto a
Ridiculous The College Scam Details Are AMAZING. You guys. There are parts of this whole celebrity/CEO/world emperor college cheating scandal that are AMAZING. I have spent the last eleventy hours reading every document I can
Ridiculous What's Your Emergency? This week we've got our first of four stories from our recent Strangerville Live show. This one comes from the very funny Janilee Johnson. You can find the
Church Conversion Therapy My state has been debating a bill that would try to ban conversion therapy. As you could guess, this is a topic about which I have some thoughts. I'
EMBARRASSING "I Do Love Him" Skylar worked in Santa Barbara as a consultant for a hospital for over a year and when we were in town last week Mr. No One Will Even Remember Me
Ridiculous Mud There I was, standing on the side of a street, in front of what looked like an abandoned construction site, barefoot, my legs covered in mud, last Thursday night. We
Meg Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions Hey look! Another Pictures & Distractions! Someone give me a baby because I am RESPONSIBLE. We are in Santa Barbara. Skylar has spring break. Did I think my vacation schedule
Duncan Cabin Fever On Saturday morning Skylar, Duncan, and I went up into the mountains with our friends Andrea and Shane to stay at a cabin and go snow-shoeing, which is a fancy
Ridiculous Ebola I basically didn't see Skylar for about two weeks because he had some big test on Friday that he had to study 34 hours a day for. And
Ridiculous Give me drugs Skylar has some big test this Friday and I've got Strangerville Live on Friday and both of us have been wandering through our lives like zombies for about
Ridiculous Matt's Stairwell [Strangerville Live is THIS FRIDAY. Please get your tickets [https://www.eventbrite.com/e/strangerville-live-tickets-55260600945], if you haven't already!] I think I may be the victim of the
Ollie Pictures & Distractions I haven't done Pictures & Distractions in a while and I don't know if any of you care but I miss it and I'm
Bob and Cathie A Good Year for the Reservoirs When I was a kid my grandpa lived in southern California and he was obsessed with the Weather Channel. He always seem to be acutely aware of the likelihood of
Ridiculous Confessions (Woot. Strangerville Live is next week. Get your tickets [https://www.eventbrite.com/e/strangerville-live-tickets-55260600945] if you haven't already. Support Jolyn. She supports you.) When I was 14,
Ridiculous Vomit Skylar found vomit in our backyard. Actually, Duncan found it first. We noticed that Duncan had taken an extreme interest in one corner next to a climbing rose bush. A
Ridiculous Auto Signature I was in the middle of my third year of law school when a professor with whom I did some work noticed that her secretary had been sending emails out
Ridiculous I made cookies to prove to you that I'm not incompetent. Look, I know you people think I'm incompetent. In the kitchen. Shame on all of you who started nodding your heads after the first sentence and before I
Ridiculous Twenty-Two (Yo. Strangerville Live is February 22. You should get your tickets. Meg and Jolyn are doing a circus routine. Something about a bearded lady and roller skates. I'm
Ridiculous Swearwords Skylar is making "ramen" for dinner tonight. I always put the thing he says he's making in quotes until I actually see the end the result.
Gay Better or Worse I woke up on Saturday morning to tweeted videos of boys from a Catholic school taunting and mocking elderly indigenous people. If you somehow haven't seen this yet,
