Ridiculous Thing of the Day Eli: We can't leave the house until we go through the pile of sheets in that closet and get rid of any we haven't used in
Ridiculous Track Workout I've been going through this phase for the past couple of years called "getting fat and aging" and apart from all of the fun parts, like
EMBARRASSING Towels I thought that I was probably done having embarrassing things happen in a locker room. I know. I was delusional. But really. Surely I've met my quota by now. Surely it's someone else's turn to humiliate himself while
Ridiculous Brothers? Skylar and I traveled to visit his family in Portland for Thanksgiving. Matt came with us because he is our child and we are proud of the boy he is
Ollie Thanksmas Look. I know. I KNOW. Putting up Christmas decorations before Thanksgiving is a sin that is only eclipsed by murder in severity. I know that. You guys. I helped vote
Ridiculous O.J. Simpson This week, I have a story from when I was 11 years old. I can't believe I waited this long to tell it to you. You can hear
Essays The Weight Of Being Empty It had never occurred to me I would struggle to get pregnant, because I’d already struggled to want to try. Sure I wanted a family in some faraway future,
Ridiculous Pitcher Make sure to check out Jolyn's new story on Strangerville, if you haven't yet! *****I was riding on the Subway when I heard something that hurt
Corey Mock Depositions I got to New York City a few days ago because my law firm decided that I should go to this training class. I decided not to be offended by
Ridiculous REST I noticed this tender bump on the back of my head sometime last week so obviously that meant that I was dying. Meg says she's a hypochondriac. She claims to have mastered this. Meg Walter is an amateur. I once saw a
Ridiculous A Murderer in our Midsts I think Duncan might have serial killer tendencies. He hasn't attempted to murder me or Skylar, to our knowledge. This is good, because I place my life in
Movie Review 10 Movies I Could Never Get Sick of Watching I'm not saying these are the best films of all-time. There are many movies that I think are much greater than these, but that I could only watch
House There Will Be Some Kids Halloween is a stressful day for me because I so want it to go well but it pretty much never goes well. I want to live in that neighborhood from
The Perfects You Have Rats "You have rats," The Perfects informed me, standing on my driveway as I fumbled with some grocery sacks from the back seat of my car. The only one
Strangerville Live Lice Check Have I bragged about how good our last Strangerville live show was? I have? Well, one of the reasons it was so great was because of Whitney Call, who closed
Ridiculous Me When I Was Bad This is my niece, Kate. Adorable, right? Doesn't she just look like someone you would trust with your life? So sweet and sincere. Be ye not fooled. When
House Skylar Has Opinions Be sure to check out this beautiful story from Shireen if you haven't already! ***** Skylar has opinions about things and sometimes this is the worst. I don'
Politics Born To Run A few months ago I was invited to a meet and greet for this woman named Shireen Ghorbani [https://www.shireenforcongress.com/about/] who is running for Congress in my
Gay National Coming Out Day I was 21, sitting in a parked car with a friend who was several years older than me. I looked up to her greatly. She was an important friend--one that
The Siblings I'm A Bad Person My older sister and brother-in-law ditched town and their responsibilities for a little vacation and my siblings and parents were put on a babysitting rotation for their four kids. Mine and Skylar's turn came last weekend. Friday evening to Sunday evening, to
Ridiculous Rock, Paper, Scissors, SHOOT I'm aware that Rock, Paper, Scissors is hardly more than a game of chance. I know this. I'm not under the impression that a person benefits
Ridiculous Hot Girls Today, please enjoy truly one of the funniest stories ever produced on Strangerville; a story by the hilarious Rebbie Brassfield. Check out the recording, included in this week's
Ridiculous I don't have a beef with you. Look. I don't have a beef with anyone. I mean, except for the essential oils people. But all the other people? No beef. No beef with the other people. If you want to ride an elevator when stairs are faster, that'
Ridiculous Romy and Skylar's High School Reunion Skylar had his 10-year high school reunion last night so we spent the evening with people who have no memory of the original Jurassic Park movie being in theaters. I
