Ridiculous First Husband Skylar likes introducing me to people as his "first husband." He did this when we went to get our marriage license. He marched up to the county clerk
Strangerville Live Cleavage Guuuueeeeessss whaaaaaa-aaaaaat. (I sang the above in an opera voice because Sky and I just got back from the opera. When the show started he said there was something really
Ridiculous Power Tools Skylar thinks my feet are disgusting. He's not wrong, but it's still rude of him to say. He wants me to see "a specialist."
Meg Megemy Meg wrote this article [https://www.thebeehive.com/my-best-friends-wedding/] for The Beehive last week and I've been sharing it on the social medias because it's about
Skylar Wedding Photos I'm just going to dump them on you all at once. Sorrynotsorry if this post breaks your entire computer. All of the below photos of our wedding day
Emily Photos of People Having an Authentic Time at my Wedding I'm going to give you a bunch of details about the wedding with some actual wedding photos, etc. in the coming days. But for now, I want to
Skylar Vows. Alternative Title: Ugly-Crying in Front of a Lot of People By Skylar I put off writing these vows, because I felt so much pressure. I mean, this is a gay wedding: the masses expect at least one uncomfortable musical number.
Emily In 1968 This time in Strangerville, Salt Lake City will give you a giant flag to help you cross the street. And then a story about fixing up an old bicycle (written
Skylar Silly to be Afraid I'm getting married next week. That's really strange. I started this blog in 2007. I did it to "house my thoughts, especially the strange ones.
Ollie Homohood of the Traveling T-Shirt I got in trouble tonight. We went to Matt's house to pick up Duncan because he and Ollie have been on a 7-day back-and-forth sleepover date. We pass
Ollie Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions What a week. Duncan is sitting here on the couch with me. We are watching tv. Sort of. He's more focused on a bone and I'm
Skylar Wedding Gifts I can't tell if it's tacky to talk about this so obviously I'm going to err on the side of being tacky and talk
Ridiculous Cable For a while I've been the last person in America paying for cable. This is fitting, since I was the last person in America to start paying for
Ridiculous Recurring Dreams When I was around 6 I started having this recurring nightmare where my entire family sat on a couch together, Simpsons style, staring out this glass door that led to
Ridiculous Neck Pillow I don't travel well. Truly. I'm talking about the actual act of traveling. Not being in a different place. I like that part, mostly. Depending on
Ridiculous REAMS. Eventually I moved away from my parents' home. I grew up and changed. My parents changed. You changed. Everyone changed. Except for REAMS. REAMS stayed exactly the same.
Skylar Engagement Photos My very talented soon-to-be brother-in-law, Brady, visited us last month. Skylar's sisters and their children came as well. For a full week, somewhere around 84 people were staying
Ridiculous Wedding Venue Our wedding is in like two months which somehow simultaneously sounds stressfully close and impossibly far away. Oh, in case you stopped reading Stranger for a few years and you
The Siblings It's Raining Men I say that I’m not a cruise person. That doesn’t mean I didn’t have a good time last week with all 6,000 members of my family
House Yard-Life Crisis Skylar and I had a midlife crisis about our yard and in the last two weeks we have used all of your college funds to toil and labor our Earth.
Ollie Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions It's about 24 hours before our show. I told Meg and Jolyn I don't know what to wear so they've been having me text
Duncan The Alexa (I know. I KNOW. I'm a broken record. But this is the last week. Strangerville Live is THIS FRIDAY. Please come. Meg is telling an embarrassing story. And
Duncan And That's OK We're out on the patio. Skylar is studying. He decided to pursue a masters degree in the summers because apparently he's not sufficiently exhausted by medical
Work How picking up the phone has saved me. I have a new thing: I call people when they send me angry emails at work instead of replying to the email. Truly, for me, the most exhausting part of
The Siblings Connie Crochet I was about 7 when I spent my first ever one-on-one quality time with grandma on my mom's side. At least, that's the first time I
