Grandma Farm House I know this is the last thing I need in my life right now, but you guys. On Sunday Bob and Cathie drove me and Skylar and my sister Krishelle
Strangerville 35th Birthday Surprise Skylar told me he had a surprise for my 35th birthday and I was exceptionally concerned about this because look. I love that man. But, his surprises are sometimes terrifying.
Ollie Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions It's been raining in Salt Lake for eleventy days and #We'reThankfulForTheMoisture but the problem is I now have a mushroom garden in my entire lawn and
Ridiculous Mean Girls Someone taught Matt how to use the internet so now he's employed one of them what-the-kids-are-calling "apps" to turn all of us into women. Snapchat? I
Ridiculous Petitions Ok look. Game of Thrones is ending tonight and I feel like I've been very patient with its existence because the HBO boobs bring y'all so
EMBARRASSING I really can't go back to this gym again. For real this time. You guys. There's a gym right next to my office so most days I take some time in the afternoon to go workout and get all swole and
Ridiculous The Zion Face The other day I wrote that thing about hiking in God's Costco with Skylar last weekend. I shared some pictures and of course expected you, my adoring fans,
Ridiculous ZionSSSS I had a work conference in St. George Utah this weekend, which should have been a hate crime since I was there one week ago for the half Ironman. You
Medical School Intruder On Monday night at about 3:00 AM Skylar suddenly sat up in bed and screamed. It was HORRIFYING. It obviously woke me up. "What's wrong?!"
Ironman Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions I came home and found that my rhubarb plant, which I'm convinced could survive a nuclear blast on Venus during Coachella, has basically filled my backyard. So I
Corey The Restaurant By Our House There's this restaurant we like to go to near our house because the food is fine and it's always empty and this face wasn't
Ridiculous Movie Scenes You Skip As you know, I've been working on this four-part series on very uncomfortable Mormon films for Strangerville. Today we're releasing part three, which includes a review
Ridiculous Game of Thrones Skylar: Do you want to watch Game of Thrones with me? Eli: I'd rather be eaten by warlocks. Skylar: Joke's on you because there aren'
Church The Mormon Coffee Rumor Meg is mad at me about coffee. I didn't actually do anything wrong, but homegirl is taking all of her anger out on me anyway. It started a
Ironman Half Ironmans are a Mistake The St. George half Ironman is somehow only one month away, which means that you people are about to commit your annual felony of failing to stop me from doing
Dating From Tinder to Temple Today, please enjoy my long-promised story about my first date with Skylar, which I told onstage at Strangerville Live last month. Written version also below. *****From Tinder to TempleBy Eli
Corey Provo's Most Eligible My best friend from law school, Corey, moved to New York City a bunch of years ago. I'm eternally indebted to her ever since she saved my life
Ridiculous Carrots There was a man at the Harmon's grocery store down the street from me who LOST HIS MIND over carrots last Sunday. I was at the store to
EMBARRASSING "I Do Love Him" Skylar worked in Santa Barbara as a consultant for a hospital for over a year and when we were in town last week Mr. No One Will Even Remember Me
Ridiculous Mud There I was, standing on the side of a street, in front of what looked like an abandoned construction site, barefoot, my legs covered in mud, last Thursday night. We
Meg Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions Hey look! Another Pictures & Distractions! Someone give me a baby because I am RESPONSIBLE. We are in Santa Barbara. Skylar has spring break. Did I think my vacation schedule
Duncan Cabin Fever On Saturday morning Skylar, Duncan, and I went up into the mountains with our friends Andrea and Shane to stay at a cabin and go snow-shoeing, which is a fancy
Ridiculous Ebola I basically didn't see Skylar for about two weeks because he had some big test on Friday that he had to study 34 hours a day for. And
Ridiculous Give me drugs Skylar has some big test this Friday and I've got Strangerville Live on Friday and both of us have been wandering through our lives like zombies for about
Ollie Pictures & Distractions I haven't done Pictures & Distractions in a while and I don't know if any of you care but I miss it and I'm
