Jurassic World: Is America Getting Dumber?
You guys. I saw Jurassic World this weekend. And oh my gosh. YOU GUYS. WHAT IS HAPPENING TO US? Seriously. Are we getting dumber? Is America getting dumber?! I know the entire Internets are already full of people complaining about things and tearing apart
Murderers in the Backyard
Ring ring. Wade: Hello. Rebecca: THERE ARE MURDERERS IN MY BACKYARD!!! Wade: Huh? Rebecca: MURDERERS! MURDERERS IN MY BACKYARD!!! Wade: Care to elaborate? Rebecca: I heard large crashing sounds in the backyard and now I know there are murderers back there trying to kill