The Siblings Macy I love titling posts with a female's first name because I know that at least 15% of you are terrified that I'm about to introduce you
The Siblings Lifetime Original Movies When I was growing up my older sister Krisanda and I used to play this game where we would take turns reading the names of movies printed in the weekly
Podcast Episodes Shorts: Lifetime Movie Synopses This week, Jolyn and Eli give you dramatic readings of your favorite Lifetime movie synopses. http://traffic.libsyn.com/strangerville/ShortDramatic_Readings_of_Lifetime_2.mp3
Life There's Still Dancing Some terrible things are happening. Horrific bombings in Iraq. Fanatic shootings at home. Families and lives torn apart because of hate, and misunderstanding, and anger, and fear, and and and
Ollie Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions Brianne said that she doesn't think our relationship is going to survive the big office move this week because apparently I'm being "emotionally abusive"
Ridiculous Independence Day Resurgence: America is Definitely Getting Dumber You guys. I went into this with very low expectations. After Jurassic World happened last year [https://www.itjustgetsstranger.com/2015/06/jurassic-world-is-america-getting-dumber.html], I was convinced that the United
Ollie Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions My law firm is currently the in process of moving to another building and we were supposed to pack everything in these boxes so the movers can come and move
Yahoo Answers Yahoo! Answers XII Question 1: How long does Ambien take to wear off on cats? I like to take my cat Trixy to work but my boss is so prejudice and said she
Rebecca Wedding Dress Shopping [https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-4BvJQo2mZug/V3BMGkxuf8I/AAAAAAAAEOk/_VDCqXSi3kg97QckxLtxHM1_OwCB62DtQCLcB/s1600/Rebecca.jpg] An obviously-candid shot of Rebecca and her lucky man. Eli: Wait. How did I end up here?
Ollie Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions Today is Cathie's birthday. Since she was born, we have landed on the moon, the Soviet Union fell, and cookie butter was invented. Coincidence? I think not. Happy
The Perfects Beware of Sisters My sister Krishelle house-sat for me while I was in the Baltics. And by "house-sat" I mean "killed all of my flowers and broke my A/C.
Jolyn Aftermath Last week I wrote what is probably the most controversial thing I've ever published on Stranger. Don't worry. This isn't a political post, and today I'm not writing about the substance of that other political post.
Ridiculous Cat Videos When I last left you on mine and Adam's increasingly stinky road trip through the Baltic States, I was recovering from twelve-inch lacerations caused by being severely beaten
Jolyn Episode 5: The World of Choice In this heavy week, we bring you an aptly-timed Episode 5 of Strangerville: The World of Choice. In this special episode, we explore religious extremism from an exceedingly unique perspective.
Law The Thing About Guns Chanting that "guns don't kill people" and that "people kill people" has never made a lot of sense to me. I mean, I get it. The person shouting it is probably trying to demonstrate in some way that
Ridiculous A Latvian Banya The Internets, or what we could access of them, told us that the drive from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry to Riga Latvia would take about three hours so
Ridiculous We Made it to Hogwarts We spent a couple of days in the fairy-tale land of Tallin before receiving a lecture from Estonia's skinniest man about all of the ways the police were
Ridiculous So I'm in Estonia First off, check out the latest and greatest from Strangerville Shorts! Episode 5 will be out next week and we think you'll love it. So I'm
Ollie Mr. Ollie Pants's Birthday This week it was Mr. Pants's birthday. So Matt texted me and gave me some birthday party info and said that Mr. Pants specifically requested that I be
Rebecca So Rebecca Called First of all, check out the latest and greatest Strangerville Short, a brain-child of Jolyn Metro. Second, this happened: Ring ring Eli: Becky! Bonjour! Il y a des ours gommeax dons mon pantalon! Rebecca: You just said "Hello. There are gummy bears in
The Perfects Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions Yesterday I was standing in line for a full eternity to get a burrito because burritos. After about 28 minutes, I noticed that the person in line in front of
Paul Simon Paul Simon You guys. The greatest thing that has ever happened in the history of happenings in the history of the entire United States of God bless Earth in order to form a more perfect union may the odds ever be in your favor with liberty
Ridiculous Hot Yoga, Take 2 Remember how I went to hot yoga two years ago [https://www.itjustgetsstranger.com/2014/01/hot-yoga.html] and I told you that I sweated so much that when class
Ollie Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions Matt brought two birthday presents to my house yesterday and said one was from him and one was from Mr. Pants. He assured me that Mr. Pants thought for a
Ridiculous Puberty is the True Hero My oldest niece is in middle school now ("oh my gosh stop it Eli no way you look so young" "omg stop you guys!"). This means that she is transitioning from school activities and performances for which there is a
